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Voted Headlines

189	189 Vote	Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
388	388 Vote	Watch Photoshop Transform This "Average" Woman Into a Submarine
143	143 Vote	Canada Had a Mexican Accent for 4 Months 1	1
199	199 Vote	Obama Changes His Name to "Tyrannosaurus Rex"
188	188 Vote	Check Out This Crap
99	99 Vote	Your Baby Is Named Entirely After Car Parts
737	737 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
493	493 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
33	33 Vote	Kate Middleton's Post-Baby Body Count
220	220 Vote	McDonald's to Employees: Low on Cash? Sell Your Stuff and Eat More Bugs
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
225	225 Vote	Keep Your Guinea Pig Protected With a GRENADE 1	1
105	105 Vote	Anthony Weiner Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea
399	399 Vote	Minecraft's Creator Offers to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals 1	1
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
195	195 Vote	Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Captain N (Actually, Go Watch Pole Position)
290	290 Vote	This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil 2	2
356	356 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Commits Suicide 4	4
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
58	58 Vote	Is Obama Really a Planet?
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
58	58 Vote	5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
137	137 Vote	Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him 2	2
222	222 Vote	Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
340	340 Vote	Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
87	87 Vote	There's a Penis on My Bus Driver 1	1
42	42 Vote	What if Men Could Prevent Pregnancy — Without a Shark cage
285	285 Vote	Ready or Not: Navy Prepares to Bombard Moon
736	736 Vote	Baby Found Dead at 71 1	1
217	217 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
274	274 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Nutella
167	167 Vote	Obama: We Can't Get Enough of Hitler
380	380 Vote	Crisis: Americans Are Still Alive
230	230 Vote	The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing 1	1
181	181 Vote	28 Day Wait Now Required Just to Invade Earth?
189	189 Vote	I Don't Need an Evil Mustache or a Volcano Lair to Piss Off Muppets, Mr. President
766	766 Vote	90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong 3	3

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