Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

105	105 Vote	Dogs Found in Louisiana!
46	46 Vote	Recent Scientific Study Concludes Running Is Actually "pretty TERRIFYING"
101	101 Vote	This Man Has No Medicinal Value
35	35 Vote	My Pony Tastes Like FRUIT
411	411 Vote	"Doctor Who" Showrunner Insisted New Doctor Be a Big-Time Female Weed Trafficker
262	262 Vote	Please Stop Texting Me When You're Low on Vitamin D
313	313 Vote	PETA Wants Monument for Lobsters Killed in 9/11 Attacks
345	345 Vote	This Meat Lovers Sauce Is Perfect for Anyone Who Feels Like Overthrowing Capitalism
64	64 Vote	Elephant Cancer Resistance Linked to Kosher Chicken Alfredo
52	52 Vote	Scientists Transfer One Snail's Memory Onto Another, Potentially Unlocking Secrets of Darth Vader's Armor
56	56 Vote	Could Trump Avoid a Herd of Galloping Wild Stallions
119	119 Vote	Pssst, Hey Kid, Want Some Butter?
109	109 Vote	Kanye West Says He Died in Police Pursuit
98	98 Vote	How Music Helped Me Grow as a Bully
8	8 Vote	Chinese Regulators Say Trout Can Be Bald, Powerful, and Leglessly Classy
39	39 Vote	11 Children Found in Niece's Backpack
731	731 Vote	One in Twenty Young Adults "Unable to Exist"
51	51 Vote	California Bullet Train Project on Track to Hit American Targets
101	101 Vote	My Boyfriend Totally Looks Like a Wheel
8	8 Vote	Tribute to Sen. McCain's Death Toll
84	84 Vote	The Toilet at My Hotel Has a Friend 1	1
126	126 Vote	Heart Surgeons Accused of Killing Family With Beethoven's Moonlight Sonata
9	9 Vote	Microsoft Interested in My Pants
127	127 Vote	An Alaska Mom Is Charged With Stealing a Shark by Disguising It as a Registered Foreign Agent for Putin-Tied Oligarch
38	38 Vote	What if a Person Received a Transfusion Using a Spaceship
165	165 Vote	Be Ready to Live Underground Like Groveling Goblins
71	71 Vote	Earth Set for Deportation
553	553 Vote	Conservatives Totally Own the Libs by Burning Their Own Faces to Oblivion 1	1
92	92 Vote	Stop It! No More Pencils, No More Pencils, No More Tickles! 1	1
62	62 Vote	Some Chickens Really Are Eating Your Socks
158	158 Vote	Oh God! Dave You Are Annoying 1	1
183	183 Vote	Your Animal Crackers Are Now Officially American Citizens
94	94 Vote	This Drunk Baby Is 16!
260	260 Vote	We've Built a Robot Child That Can Kill Pedestrians
79	79 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Reveals She Often Fantasizes About a McDonald's Happy Meal
2	2 Vote	Island's Short Folk Unrelated to the Pokémon Center
549	549 Vote	Millennials Are Getting Harder to Eat Again
8	8 Vote	My Kitty Told Me About 1992 Again
31	31 Vote	Three Philadelphia Eagles Stay Off Our Carefully Groomed Lawn
84	84 Vote	Sugar in Mints Feed Bacteria That Rot Teeth and Lead to Pope Francis Resignation

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