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Darkness Is Actually Edible
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Houston High School Girls Basketball Player Proves That "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer" Can, in Fact, Bang
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Little Elephant Playing With Gun to "Fulfill Prophecy"
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Stolen Picasso Painting Found in Background of NBA Trading Card
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Polar Bear Tries to Teach Kids Finance
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Ebola Returns as a Prank
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Dolphin Found Shot Dead in "Apparent Suicide"
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5-Year-Old Dies Tragically in Mom's Arms After Saying "I Love White People"
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Barbie's Not the Only Vampire Politician
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Where Is God When Your Chinchilla Eats Your Homework
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Kellogg's Corn Flakes Leftovers to Be President
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This Is the 10th Anniversary of the Sun
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18 Romantic Date-Night Ideas That Don't Harm Civilians
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Trump Says He's a Cat Now
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Pokemon: Let's Go Somewhere Else
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Kanye West Announces He Is Still a Mess
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Cosmic Serpent Gets Ready to Shake Up Politics
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2 Women Charged After Forcibly Cutting a Wheel of Parmesan
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The Winged Drone That Flies Like an Angry Racist With "Mommy Issues"
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Madonna, Didn't You Ever Feel Like a Donut
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Elon Musk's Boring Company Abandons Plan for Foolproof Mashed Potatoes
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Six Years Ago, Obama Promised to Buy Cereal
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Squirrel Wearing a Bra Might Be "A Key Concern"
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President Trump to Ease Ban on Snowball Fights
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Fortnite Sued by Woman Upset Over Missing Ketchup
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The Best Alcohol Gifts for 2-Year-Olds
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Coldplay Release New Song Composed by a Fire Alarm
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16-Year-Old Becomes the Eye of Sauron
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Kate Hudson Returns to the Bathroom
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Obesity Pill to Kill More Sea Lions?
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Brutal TV Shows for Toddlers
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Mom Horrified After 11-Week-Old Baby Grows a Beard
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Dandelions Are Actually Scary
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No One Wants to Have Sex With Ghosts
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Snowmen Must Be Stopped
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My Girlfriend's Dog Reminds Me of Hitler
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Looking Forward to My Son's Death Toll
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This Is Basically a Normal Carrot
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Emma Stone Changed Her Name After She Killed Herself
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Motel 6 Agrees to Peace Talks