Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	If You Keep Working From Home You'll Turn Into a Giant Dot Matrix Printer
5	5 Vote	Chimp Gives Birth to a Death Threat. He's Now Resigning
2	2 Vote	Skin Cancer Dies at Grand National Archives
7	7 Vote	Take Your Kids Out of Missiles
7	7 Vote	I'm a Hotel in Berlin for Some Reason
14	14 Vote	I've Been Banned From Donating Sperm 1	1
8	8 Vote	Red Panda Gives Locals a Shock by Going on Hiatus
24	24 Vote	Queen Elizabeth II Will Be Nostalgic for the Destruction of American Civilization
4	4 Vote	Meghan and Harry Will Spend the Summer Peeing Uncontrollably on Everything and Anything
56	56 Vote	Horse Meat Tastes Exactly Like Snoopy
40	40 Vote	America Has Too Many Remakes?
23	23 Vote	Intel Reveals Depraved New Way to Make This MacBook Pro Yours for $60
79	79 Vote	Two Men Used Illegal Gillnet to Catch Lugia
62	62 Vote	Tucker Carlson Has Been Keeping a Dirt File on Tucker Carlson
33	33 Vote	Whoopi Goldberg Confronts "The View" After Her Death: Photos
65	65 Vote	Bill Nye Wants You to Twerk
97	97 Vote	Every Dog Has His Law License Suspended 1	1
249	249 Vote	Britain Is a "Huge Mistake"
46	46 Vote	2023 Has Been Killed by a Gun
16	16 Vote	Trump Seems to Be Alive
41	41 Vote	I'm Frank Sinatra, and I'm Perfect for Snacking
44	44 Vote	List: The 5 Best Leaf Blowers for Every Party
107	107 Vote	Fifteen-Year-Old Boy Fatally Shot After Escaping Florida Enclosure and Attacking Zookeeper
207	207 Vote	Every White Man Arrested
74	74 Vote	Telltale Officially Announces Guardians of the Karens
37	37 Vote	GA Woman Arrested for Conspiring to Kill a Dragon
24	24 Vote	Katy Perry Dresses Up Like a Wild Boar in Training
80	80 Vote	Why Do Some Dogs Chase Squirrels? Study Finds Genetic Links to Smoking and Drinking Coffee
197	197 Vote	WOW! Elon Musk Tried to Get Much Worse
148	148 Vote	Why You Should Propose With Egg
66	66 Vote	Nobody Would Adopt sweet Dog. Then She Was on Fire
124	124 Vote	The Best Cannabis Strains to Smoke if You're Looking to Find Some Long Lost Treasure Maps
2	2 Vote	AP Fires Journalist Who Died at 85
377	377 Vote	Unhinged Cringe From the United States 1	1
463	463 Vote	Girl, 17, Dies After Receiving Nachos With NO CHEESE 1	1
92	92 Vote	I Can't Help Being Big Meat
42	42 Vote	Doesn't This Graph Kinda Look Like a Gremlin
37	37 Vote	Can Europe Force China Onto a Floating Log
8	8 Vote	I'm Going to Regulate Your Body When You Start College Football
73	73 Vote	Do Spiders Dream of Labor Union

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