Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

20	20 Vote	Mask Mandates Are Creating Matter From Pure Light
48	48 Vote	Artists to Finally Be Done
23	23 Vote	Man Killed by His T-Shirt
15	15 Vote	You Got Some Wax in Your Kids Teeth
33	33 Vote	They Say I'd Taste Great With Cheese Foam
135	135 Vote	Herschel Walker Denies in "Strongest Possible Terms" Report He Killed a 37-Year-Old Man Who Loves Rick and Morty
25	25 Vote	Biden Defends Heckler Who Asked Him to F— Off
50	50 Vote	Qantas CEO Says He's Been Dead for Two Years
42	42 Vote	Mississippi Walmart Has Landed in Ocean Near Scotland
59	59 Vote	Robbie Coltrane, Known for 90s Hit Gangsta's Paradise, Dies at 111
2	2 Vote	Fossilised Chompers Help Scientists Get to the MCU
39	39 Vote	Can You Drive a Car Explosion
45	45 Vote	The Secret to Slicing Every Type of Meat With Teeth
32	32 Vote	This Is the Deepest Swimming Pool in the Ocean
193	193 Vote	Humankind's Cities Can Now Be Turned Into Flesh
2	2 Vote	17 Dank Christian Memes That'll Restore Your Receding Hairline
56	56 Vote	Mary Poppins Sings a Death Sentence
124	124 Vote	Today Is No Longer Possible
74	74 Vote	Joe Biden Declare War on Goblins
17	17 Vote	Woman Dies After Falling Off Scooter Driven by "white Supremacist Violence" (Trump?)
128	128 Vote	Father of Five Dies After Month-Long Battle With Angelina Jolie: Source
20	20 Vote	This Refillable Pipe Makes Sure You Have an Iron Deficiency
2	2 Vote	Google Now Allows You to Add to Mashed Potatoes
52	52 Vote	China vs Australia Tensions Erupt as Beijing Launches Probe Into New Jeopardy! Host
22	22 Vote	America's About to Get Better Knobs!
45	45 Vote	Scientists Study Which Cheese Is the Devil's Playground
4	4 Vote	You Should Put Sponges in Your Cheese Crisps
129	129 Vote	Government to Introduce "free and Fair" Stonings by 2024
145	145 Vote	Hot Dogs Can Detect Damage and Self-Heal 1	1
32	32 Vote	Back to Work, and I Suddenly Feel Ancient Footprints
2	2 Vote	Google Is Phasing Out the Water
73	73 Vote	Republicans Want You to Scream
114	114 Vote	Haven't You Always Wanted to Smell Like a Literal Lawnmower
58	58 Vote	But, What if Black Holes Are Actually Chow Chows in Disguise
52	52 Vote	California Meets Threshold to Set Everything on Fire Anyway
210	210 Vote	SpaceX Launches Astronauts to Earth 1	1
40	40 Vote	Xbox Still Has That Volcano Insurance
66	66 Vote	Trader Joe's Kicks Off Pardoning Spree by Granting Mercy to Convicted War Criminals
72	72 Vote	WATCH: Kamala Harris Failed to Protect a Dumpster Full of Blatant Liars
50	50 Vote	Frontier Airlines Will Charge Passengers Who Want Clean Floors

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