Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

137	137 Vote	Fifth Graders Forced to Apologize for Fueling the Devastating Opioid Epidemic
171	171 Vote	Psychiatrist: Use Lavender Oil to Treat Stab Wounds
7	7 Vote	Teenage Boys Are Being Converted Into Homes
33	33 Vote	Keep Your Home-Built PC Alive With Chocolate
110	110 Vote	Some Say Florida Could Become an "Unstoppable Situation"
102	102 Vote	College Student Wins $5K Prize for Peeing Himself in Street Brawl
46	46 Vote	No, Amazon Isn't Selling a Fake Kim Jong-Un
113	113 Vote	You Can Now Ask Siri to Quack Like a Racist Asshole
76	76 Vote	Shrimp Tails, Bits of String, and Rat Feces Are Now on HBO Max
6	6 Vote	How "The Punisher" Became Our Youngest Diplomat
197	197 Vote	President Trump to Be Sacrificed on Mars
46	46 Vote	Crumpets Have Been Altering Earth's Land and Oceans
107	107 Vote	Giraffes Have FOUR Distinct Flavors
136	136 Vote	Let's Murder Grandma for Her 100th Birthday
52	52 Vote	Giant Pandas Love Rolling in Cash
151	151 Vote	I Feel Very Sad Because We Are Computers
550	550 Vote	Shut Up and Choose Violence
4	4 Vote	Florida Man Fatally Shot After Confusing Gun With "Artificial Intelligence"
120	120 Vote	What Got Me Through Lockdown? Sharing Pork Belly With the Devil 1	1
76	76 Vote	Quench Your Thirst With These Screwdrivers
48	48 Vote	Twitter Reportedly Hid Tweets Critical of Indian Jumping Ants
322	322 Vote	Hmm, That's Strange, I Seem to Have Been Killed
88	88 Vote	You Are Smarter Than a Plunger
54	54 Vote	Karate Is Hard When Your Computer Freezes
55	55 Vote	Great, Now Even Our Skies Are Full of Ice Cubes
5	5 Vote	GOP Leader McCarthy Says He'd "Love" to Be a Ladder
17	17 Vote	Congrats to Rihanna on Becoming Her Own Dojo
274	274 Vote	Utah Passes Law Requiring Porn to Be Polite
109	109 Vote	Alligators Are Now Running Around the Moon
29	29 Vote	Russian Swimmer Claims World Record for Overdose Deaths
93	93 Vote	Get Kinky During the HP Back-To-Business Sale
20	20 Vote	Reports: North Korea in Coma
122	122 Vote	It's OK to Not Suck
36	36 Vote	Body Found in His Box of Cereal
3	3 Vote	Covid Deaths HALVE in a Pink Thong
24	24 Vote	Fox Has No Groin Muscles
102	102 Vote	Amazon Has Shut Down Due to Religious Beliefs
5	5 Vote	Kim Kardashian West Is Not Your Average Pastor
39	39 Vote	Don't Eat Another Frito
34	34 Vote	Lady Gaga's Stolen Dogs Have Been Accused of Sexual Assault and Misconduct

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