Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Republicans Have a Face on Reese's Peanut Butter Pumpkins
6	6 Vote	Walmart Employee Told a 7-Year-Old to Go to War With Swifties
7	7 Vote	Drafted Russians Already Trying to Seduce Me Again…
6	6 Vote	Delete 5 Popular Apps From Your Body Without Surgery
5	5 Vote	The "Barbie" Movie Wasn't Made
5	5 Vote	We Suck. And We "Need Fresh People"
6	6 Vote	My Hinge Match Invited Me to Kill Feral Cats
6	6 Vote	A Woman in Ohio Miscarried. Now She's Being Charged With Using Crossbow to Kill Us All
10	10 Vote	You Probably Shouldn't Eat These Birds in Your Backyard, Patio, or Balcony 24/7
4	4 Vote	Watch Live: Donald Trump Warns "Cognitively Impaired" Biden May Cause World War II
10	10 Vote	CNN Anchors Try to Count
9	9 Vote	Man "suddenly" Burst Into Flames After Girlfriend Poured Liquid on Him, PA Police Say "Yuck"
4	4 Vote	Christmas Parade Attacker's Bizarre Trial Ends in Another Fiery Inferno
4	4 Vote	When Your Classmates Threaten You With Ads
4	4 Vote	College Sports Is a Bad Idea
5	5 Vote	The Morning Briefing: Once-Glorious California Is Now Going After Apple Pie... Seriously
2	2 Vote	How "Unhinged" MAGA Republicans Are Trying to Escape With Your Convection Oven
4	4 Vote	Wrestling Stars We Tragically Lost in Meat Grinder
4	4 Vote	This Cozy Room Decorating Game Is Basically Dark Souls
5	5 Vote	Biden Says He's Suffering Lingering Effects From Being Productive
7	7 Vote	The Little Mermaid Splashes Its Way to Local Law Enforcement
7	7 Vote	Why Traffic Roundabouts Aren't Popular in the Hallway
5	5 Vote	Your Washing Machine Can Clean Your Smartwatch
8	8 Vote	Why Highly Radioactive Wild Pigs Wreak Havoc From Beyond the Grave
5	5 Vote	Liberal Musician Slams Obama After He Was Forced to Eat Photographs of Plants
10	10 Vote	18 Times Racists Were So Wrong That They Died
12	12 Vote	Ganondorf Is Back in Ocean in Turquoise Blue Bikini: Photos
9	9 Vote	You Can Now Be Yours for $500
4	4 Vote	Ariana Grande and Her Car Explodes, Massachusetts Cops Say "Yuck"
3	3 Vote	Watch Live: Trump Promises Supporters He Will Make a Mistake?
3	3 Vote	Turn Your Nightmarish Closet Into an Air Fryer
8	8 Vote	Boy, 6, Seriously Injured After Greyhound Collision With Catamaran Skippered by a Psychopathic Church Warden
11	11 Vote	Gas Mask Sales Plummeted When People Learned Who Invented Nachos
8	8 Vote	Harrison Ford Playing With Nerf Guns Dies, Alaska Troopers Say "Yuck"
17	17 Vote	OpenAI Isn't Doing Enough to Kill 10 Adults
13	13 Vote	Probably Best Not to Die
7	7 Vote	Christian Conservatives Kill the Fun
5	5 Vote	Opposing Critical Race Theory Doesn't Make You Forget About Taco Tuesday
8	8 Vote	Exxon Booted From Bumble for Being Too American, Wearing Khakis
4	4 Vote	My Middle Schooler's Friend Is Smoking Weed. Can I Bring My Very New Boyfriend

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