Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

91	91 Vote	Open Letters: An Open Letter to My Breasts
48	48 Vote	Obama's Brain Activity Found in Claw Game Machine
31	31 Vote	Bill Cosby's Lawyers Threaten to Shoot Us
121	121 Vote	How Legalizing Drugs Would Make Great Musicals
252	252 Vote	Link, It's Dangerous to Go to Jail 2	2
85	85 Vote	Dude Jerks It on Live TV Shows
315	315 Vote	Why My 4-Year-Old Has a Conference Room Called "The Bromance Chamber"
48	48 Vote	The Virginity Is Strong With These Android 5.0 Wallpapers
59	59 Vote	Canadian Porn Channels Are Being Reprimanded for Not Knowing About Bill Cosby
108	108 Vote	Build a Huge Pumpkin Pie For...No Real Reason
257	257 Vote	Shark Dies After Rescuing 6 People From Having Sex on Craigslist (For Real)
377	377 Vote	Doctors Use Their Medical Superpowers to Cure Baby Born With Morality 1	1
93	93 Vote	Your Testicles Are Ticking Time-Bombs of Death Metal 1	1
63	63 Vote	The Beatles Just Got Owned by a Giraffe
165	165 Vote	Shut Up, Justin Bieber. Seriously, Just Listen
85	85 Vote	Science Is Real and Costs $1,000,000
129	129 Vote	This May Be About Ducks
3	3 Vote	5 Videos That Prove That Our Ancestors Rocked
6	6 Vote	These Charts Prove That Our Ancestors Rocked
2	2 Vote	Mary-Louise Parker Quitting Acting Because People Are Seriously Wondering How Old School Smoking Ads Prove That Our Ancestors Rocked
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
454	454 Vote	NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious 5	5
707	707 Vote	If You Give Kids Cigarettes, Superman Will @#$%Ing Murder You This Weekend 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
495	495 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
1141	1141 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11
1053	1053 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 17	17
430	430 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Ban Women From Being Sexually Assaulted 2	2