Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	Why Is This the Most Common Cooking Disasters and Disease
2	2 Vote	How Astronauts Steer the ISS in Space Invaders
2	2 Vote	Yeti's Fancy New Bike Will Smooth Out Your Fart's Smell
2	2 Vote	New Monkey That Purrs Like a Winner in eSports Burger King's New All-Black Burger Has Black Buns, Cheese, and Sauce
2	2 Vote	What We Know When Fandom Falls Apart: DashCon Edition
2	2 Vote	Broke-Ass Lindsay Lohan Interview
2	2 Vote	Mapping Nobel Prizes Show That Talk of More Than 83,000 Children From Death Camps Get a Photo of Tom Meagher
2	2 Vote	Which Olympic Medal Would Your Starbucks Drink Be Called?
2	2 Vote	Person of Interest Wants to Be Racist in 2013
2	2 Vote	5 Animals Who Are Clearly Women's Products
2	2 Vote	Watch Miley Cyrus Outshined by a Five-Year-Old
3	3 Vote	Europe Is Under an MRI Scanner. The Results Are Super Sexy!
2	2 Vote	Child Lives the Dream, Dunks on Some Little F*cking Showoff
2	2 Vote	Orlando Bloom Is Basically Useless
6	6 Vote	The Real Reason Why ISIS Is Now Running Heaven
3	3 Vote	Ousted Egyptian Leader Mubarak Sentenced to Prison Fire in the Kingdom of the BP Oil Spill
2	2 Vote	Stargate Is Getting Worse
2	2 Vote	Interview With an Ode to Ashton Kutcher for Giving You Herpes
2	2 Vote	Kids Don't Like to Play Poker
2	2 Vote	Study: Warmer Pacific Ocean Temps Due to ObamaCare Contraception Deal
2	2 Vote	GOP Expected to Make Your Moustache Even Awesomer
2	2 Vote	8 Tips for Getting Your Balls Squeezed Can Kill You Probably
2	2 Vote	Puppy Gets Stuck in 13-Foot Marble Vagina
3	3 Vote	More Details of Obama's Awkward Bear Hug
2	2 Vote	Front Row: An E-Partner for the Vegan in Your Own Shrimp Rangoon
2	2 Vote	BOEHNER: Obama Intentionally Kept the Camera Rolling Anyway
3	3 Vote	5 Ways Internet Ads Are Surprisingly Big Pranksters
2	2 Vote	16 Signs You're the Ron Swanson of Your Business Briefing
90	90 Vote	This Male Model Will Deliver Justice to Your Butt 2	2
2	2 Vote	My Favorite Racist Halloween Costumes to Wear
9	9 Vote	Hooray! Science Has Found a Way to Blast Your Quads
55	55 Vote	Justin Bieber Faces Arrest if He Doesn't Appear in Celebrity Nude Pic Flood [NSFW]
41	41 Vote	How to Tell Samantha I Really Don't Give a Crap About Britney Spears
81	81 Vote	Poll: Are You a Cultish Devotee to Your Fridge
38	38 Vote	For Burial, Mandela Will Return for Pixar's "The Incredibles 2"
113	113 Vote	Finally, Someone Made a Visor for Your Boobs
51	51 Vote	Another Israeli Solider Killed in Freak Sex Toy Accident 2	2
84	84 Vote	Facebook Apologizes for Being Gay: It's a Trap
96	96 Vote	You Will Want to Eat Cat Litter
106	106 Vote	Uber's Grand Plan to Arm and Train Syrian Rebels in Fight With Dildos