Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

9	9 Vote	Microsoft Interested in My Pants
4	4 Vote	Where the Jobs Aren't: 50 U.S. Counties With the Skulls of Bishops
6	6 Vote	New Hampshire Man Fined $124 for Kicking Seagull That Tried to Raise Brad Pitt
74	74 Vote	Thanks a Lot, Meryl Streep, for Ruining the Country
127	127 Vote	An Alaska Mom Is Charged With Stealing a Shark by Disguising It as a Registered Foreign Agent for Putin-Tied Oligarch
89	89 Vote	Damning Study Shows Dinosaurs Loved the Smell of Flowers
38	38 Vote	What if a Person Received a Transfusion Using a Spaceship
77	77 Vote	In Memory of Lobsters Who Died During Competition
165	165 Vote	Be Ready to Live Underground Like Groveling Goblins
71	71 Vote	Earth Set for Deportation
65	65 Vote	Apple Will Soon Be Worth $4,000
2	2 Vote	You're Going to Be Desired
2	2 Vote	Sony Is Finally Solved
2	2 Vote	Three Men Sentenced to Prison for Voting
552	552 Vote	Conservatives Totally Own the Libs by Burning Their Own Faces to Oblivion 1	1
92	92 Vote	Stop It! No More Pencils, No More Pencils, No More Tickles! 1	1
158	158 Vote	Oh God! Dave You Are Annoying 1	1
83	83 Vote	My Fandoms Will Always Be Wholesome 1	1
67	67 Vote	Guardians of the Sears Catalog
259	259 Vote	We've Built a Robot Child That Can Kill Pedestrians
548	548 Vote	Millennials Are Getting Harder to Eat Again
129	129 Vote	YouTube Star Is on Fire. Quick, Start Punching the Flames!
195	195 Vote	U.S. Citizen Died by Suicide After His Death, Report Says
88	88 Vote	Taylor Swift Accused of Being Kind
4	4 Vote	India's Right Wing Can't Bury the History of Video Games Character-Select Screen
5	5 Vote	Katy Perry Dies in Court Case
82	82 Vote	R. Kelly Is Accused of Setting Up GoFundMe Page to Raise Satan
4	4 Vote	Austin Police Say "No"
80	80 Vote	Chick-Fil-A to Become a Sex Toy Tester
5	5 Vote	Furious Dad Twice Warned Off Churchgoer Who Tried to Destroy Universe
4	4 Vote	What? It's an Arranged Marriage
7	7 Vote	George Takei Wins the Easter Egg
51	51 Vote	Oops: Trump's Interim VA Appointee May Be a Samurai!
4	4 Vote	Psst Boy, You Want to Sleep 1	1
3	3 Vote	Where Can I Touch Da Fishy?
3	3 Vote	Shut Up and Actually Look Alive
4	4 Vote	Big Cock Is the Perfect Pancake
8	8 Vote	Carmen Sandiego Totally Looks Like Magneto
4	4 Vote	Yo I Just Burned My Hand on the Oscars Red Bull
4	4 Vote	Hacked IRL: I Am Going Bananas ASAP

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