Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

5	5 Vote	My First Hot Shower in Two Hours
6	6 Vote	The Weather Is Getting More Expensive
194	194 Vote	Its Been a Month Since the Beginning of Time
292	292 Vote	"Weird Al" Yankovic Is Getting Weird 3	3
9	9 Vote	This Polar Bear Must've Had IQ of Over 9000
5	5 Vote	My Roommates Dog Will Carry US Flag at Olympics, but What About Don McGahn?
77	77 Vote	Russian Cops Are More Guns Than People
18	18 Vote	Danny Murphy Reveals Conversation With a Cheesecake
297	297 Vote	Professor Says Bones Are Likely to Support Your Legs
139	139 Vote	The Victim's Stab Wounds Were Inflicted by a Zamboni During an On-Ice Interview
9	9 Vote	Tidepods Are for Arthritis
46	46 Vote	Hey, I'm Eating Peanuts Right Now That's a Pickup Line
8	8 Vote	Britons Work So Much They Can't Spell
6	6 Vote	NBA Announces Hall of Virginness
157	157 Vote	My Wife Is About to Betray You, Too
7	7 Vote	Ryan Seacrest Accused of Murder
4	4 Vote	There's a Chance to Get G-Cup Breasts
5	5 Vote	Here's Why You Have Arms
5	5 Vote	Trying to Ride Your Bike in the Bathroom
187	187 Vote	This Is a Great Day to Show Off My Dick
7	7 Vote	Octopuses Are Basically Killers
56	56 Vote	I'm a Giant Chunk of Marble
5	5 Vote	Roses Are Red, I Like My Sandwhich Extra Thicc
138	138 Vote	Man Caught Masturbating in Burger King Amusingly Mocks FCC's Net Neutrality Repeal, Faces Lawsuits
89	89 Vote	Pence Mocked as "Robot Fire Penis"
168	168 Vote	Try It. It Might Hurt
5	5 Vote	Wow SUCH a Strong Groin
2	2 Vote	Exclusive: Danny Drinkwater Reveals the Name of His Closest Campaign Advisors
7	7 Vote	Baby Saved by Real Robocop
210	210 Vote	I Just Want to Dye
8	8 Vote	Oscars 2018: How to Use the Bathroom (^-^) 1	1
2	2 Vote	Ground Beef Dinners We Could Make Working Out While Kneeling
72	72 Vote	School Nurse Levels of Skill and Concentra—OH SHIT, a SQUIRREL
275	275 Vote	Adolescence Begins at Age 77 2	2
4	4 Vote	Nude Photos Release Date
2	2 Vote	It's Definitely Gonna Be a Little Lamb
9	9 Vote	Are You a Chicken Wing Box That Doubles as a Crocheted Doll
2	2 Vote	Didn't Understand It Snowed
278	278 Vote	64% of Bottled Water Is Wet 1	1
7	7 Vote	North Korean Athletes Have Trust Issues :

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