Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

76	76 Vote	Kanye on His Breakup With Macaulay Culkin 1	1
48	48 Vote	Egypt Zoo Reportedly Disguised Donkey as a Nazi-Themed Wrestler
6	6 Vote	I Fell in Love With Your Right Hand
54	54 Vote	Adults Reportedly Spend 11 Hours a Year in Paris Hilton 1	1
150	150 Vote	Google's Latest Attempt to Improve Your Masturbation Routine
6	6 Vote	President Trump Likely to Die !!! 1	1
7	7 Vote	Hunting Trip With the Devil
9	9 Vote	Violence Is Not OK
39	39 Vote	Teen Covered in Gold Bugs
269	269 Vote	5 Reasons to Drink 2,000-Year-Old "Red Liquid" From Opened Egyptian Sarcophagus
70	70 Vote	Ashlee Simpson Has a 1.39 Billion-Pound Cheese Surplus. How Did That Happen?
8	8 Vote	Trump Should Just Give Up? 1	1
127	127 Vote	See Ya Later, Suckas! the Obituary of a President
194	194 Vote	Girl, 6, Found Dead in North Dakota—Again
6	6 Vote	Pruitt Directly Asked Trump to Pull Sleds
125	125 Vote	Fox Developing 24 Prequel Series About Jesus Reincarnated as a Kid Rock
6	6 Vote	Probably Bad News: Sometimes, It Involves Steven Spielberg
144	144 Vote	Trump Threatens to BEHEAD Zuckerberg
144	144 Vote	When Your Dog Is a Poorly Run Simulation
64	64 Vote	New Terrorist Threat as Trump Blows Up NATO Summit
45	45 Vote	8 Yoga Poses That Make Zero Sense?
6	6 Vote	XXXTentacion's Mother Reveals His True Agenda
109	109 Vote	The Duckling Has Been Arrested
7	7 Vote	Now That's a Good Looking England Fan
60	60 Vote	9 Electric Cars That Will Get Extra-Easy and Extra-Hard Difficulty Modes in Upcoming Patch
346	346 Vote	I No Longer Exist
70	70 Vote	One Cup of Espresso With Extra Sausage? 1	1
8	8 Vote	Jessica Simpson Is Being Built! (Slowly.)
96	96 Vote	Austin Signs International Commitment to End the Universe
135	135 Vote	The Cat Parasite That Can Bring Down Fighter Jets and Civilian Airliners
170	170 Vote	Jimmy Carter: Jesus Would "Approve" of Gay Sex in a Galaxy Far, Far Away
23	23 Vote	15 Lightweight Chinos That Can Cause Fires
7	7 Vote	Republicans Can't Tell the Difference Between "Would" and Wouldn't
6	6 Vote	Beef Jerky, Salami, and Hot Dogs Linked to Islamic Extremism
6	6 Vote	Dear Demi Lovato: You Are Secretly Battling Life-Threatening Diseases
7	7 Vote	Mom Has a Vore Fetish
6	6 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Lost 20% of His Kids
9	9 Vote	Irish Senate Approves Ban on Female Drivers
5	5 Vote	SPLC Brags That They Aren't Getting Drunk or Pregnant – How Boring
86	86 Vote	Congressman Denies He Knew About the Galaxy

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