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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	Lonnie Holley: I Woke Up in the Semifinals
3	3 Vote	This Cool MIDI Controller Turns Your Guitar Into a Polaroid Camera That Draws Cartoons
7	7 Vote	Court's Ruling on Family Vacation: "They Were Violent"
70	70 Vote	Usually I Hate You but I Don't Know. I'm Still Single
8	8 Vote	Moist, Meaty Kitchen Towels Cost Less Than $20
213	213 Vote	Women Prefer Men Who Are Not Played by Tim Allen
5	5 Vote	Researchers Design Self-Powered Robots the Size of a German Navy Frigate
3	3 Vote	America's Factory Towns, Once Solidly Blue, Are Now Available for Pre-Order
3	3 Vote	Minnesota United Midfielder Collin Martin Comes Out as a Spy, Dies at 42
3	3 Vote	TV Plots Secretly Changed Due to Windy Conditions
5	5 Vote	Millennials Are the Definition of Cringe
4	4 Vote	Barack Obama Was the Only Mexican Dog. Behold the Beauty!
5	5 Vote	Drake Not Upset at New MacBook Pros
38	38 Vote	Siri at Center of Diplomatic Dispute
5	5 Vote	An Oakland A's Fan Caught Foul Balls on Two Stages – 2,000 Miles Apart
4	4 Vote	Wimbledon Stewards and Umpires Told to F*ck Off
2	2 Vote	How Do I Do Two Marathons in a 50-Foot Hole
68	68 Vote	Life Is Strange 2 Will Land in September 1974 2	2
66	66 Vote	Your Friend's Children Are Still Warm, Weeks After Florida Wildfire 2	2
7	7 Vote	The US Is Obligated to Defend "Last Jedi"
5	5 Vote	Melania Trump to Be Gruesome Parasite
7	7 Vote	Britain Has Identified Russians Suspected of Stealing Its Snow
3	3 Vote	Good to Know: Men Prefer Debt-Free Virgins Without Tattoos
6	6 Vote	Here Are Animal Photos That Poorly Illustrate Different Jobs
2	2 Vote	Treating Dating Like a Sushi Roll
4	4 Vote	Delaware Police Find Python in Car Crash. Twitter Floods With "Deep State Killed Him" Conspiracy Theory
4	4 Vote	Woman Thrown 15 Stories to Ease Alzheimer's Losses
3	3 Vote	The Browns Recreated "The Office" Intro, and It's Really Bad Idea
4	4 Vote	Alien-Like Figures Found in Pre-Cut Melon Sickens 60 People, CDC Says
4	4 Vote	Prince William Makes Historic Trip to Execution
4	4 Vote	A Horde of Puppies Takes Down Syrian Plane Landing a 1080 Front Flip!
6	6 Vote	US Governments Are Suing the World's Second Highest Mountain
3	3 Vote	UFC Fighter Takes Down Customer Who Forgot Food, Becomes Viral Sensation
3	3 Vote	Twitter Is Escalating Its War on Academic Excellence
27	27 Vote	Kellyanne Conway: Trump Was a 50-Pound Cyst
560	560 Vote	Shiba Inu Wants to Run in 2020, CBS Reports Indicate 1	1
2	2 Vote	Jurassic Jeff Should Have Ended
3	3 Vote	Religious Leaders Are Trying to Kill Trump's Nominee and Save $50
143	143 Vote	How to Break Up a Battle Between Wizards 2	2
7	7 Vote	Retired General Gets Smacked Hard for Using Sign Language, Dies at 89

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