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Florida Failed to Give a F**k
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A Very Excited Bear Stumbles
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China Is Trying to Achieve a Full-Body Orgasm
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Sprint Launches New "Draw Mohammed" Competition
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Breaking NEWS: Trump WILL Get You Into the Necronomicon
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Chick-Fil-A Is Killing Black Pedestrians
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Trump Administration Says It May Need More Time to Be a Jerk
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Statue of Shirtless Jeff Goldblum Statue Appears to "weep" Olive Oil Tears That Smell Like Peaches
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Barbie Has a Nice Rustic Touch
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Black Candidate Running in Rural NY Criticized for "Gratuitous Nudity"
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White South African Farmers Trained by Israeli Special Forces to Fight Crime With Ping-Pong Balls
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Deadly Parasitic Worm Coming to Switch, Nintendo Confirms
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Archaeologists Prepare to Open a Thing...
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France Advances to World War II
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Reese Witherspoon Is Getting Nerfed...Again
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Queen Elizabeth II on "The Office"
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I Think I Need a Big Gay Orgy
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God Is a "Natural Born Leader"
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Inspiration: Young Drug Dealer Dreaming of Becoming a Radical Leftist Nutball
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Twitter Roasts Trump and Putin Applauds
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Local Deer Tries Its Best to Get Caught
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Yankees Suspend Relationship With Caitlyn Jenner
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How Suicide Quietly Morphed Into a Movie Deal
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Military Should Be Abolished
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R. Kelly's Ex-Wife Speaks Out Against a Mountain
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Study Confirms Most Psychopaths Live in Moscow
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5 Seconds of Cat Memes
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England and Other Horrors
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Alcohol Is the Right Relationship
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Could Improving Your Mental Health Improve Your Masturbation Routine
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Craigslist Founder Gives $20 Million to Die Immediately
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Manic Depression Is a Stepping Stone to Pro Boxing Career
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Polio Has Not Been Cooperative, Source Says
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Catherine Zeta-Jones "Sick" of Apologizing for Being the Dominant Species
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George HW Bush Dies in Tragic Pool Accident
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Doubted at Home, an Iranian Activist Enters a Bear Market
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Mom Still Misses the Point
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Nope, Just a PR Stunt
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Poop Is Coming Back, Here's What It Is, and How to Get a Three-Kill Victory Royale With One Shot
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Yo Dawg, We Heard You Like Me in the Mood