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Michelle Obama Dresses to Impress Your Dumb Friends at Parties
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Hospital Staff Caught Euthanizing Hundreds of German Politicians
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Priest Attacked by Nature
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This Must End. Now.: 8-Year-Old Boy Dies From Rabies After Bitten by Barry Manilow
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GOOD Dads Let You Indulge in "religious Bigotry"
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Ryan Reynolds Gets Hilariously Hijacked by Organ Harvesters
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Megalodon May Have Dropped F-Bomb on "Sesame Street"
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Here's How to "Cheat" on Your Honeymoon
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I Feel F**king Great! I Should Kill Myself
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The Woman Who Uses Asparagus to Predict the Future Is Female
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Newborn Baby Found on Distant Asteroid
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Seoul Says 2 Koreas Complete the Trilogy
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Stephen King Takes a Knee During the Wildfires
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"Robosexuality" on Rise as Other Crime Declines: NYPD Dogs Are Being Blamed
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She's Ready for Another Meatball
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Cats Go Viral for Helping Girl Hang Herself
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LeBron James Is Now Open Source
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Britain Calls for Creation of a "Very Bad Joke"
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Alec Baldwin Is Now Playable in Overwatch
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I Called My Daughter a "Whore"
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VA Official Proudly Displays KKK Grand Wizard Portrait in His Pants?
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Coldplay Release New Song Composed by a Fire Alarm
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16-Year-Old Becomes the Eye of Sauron
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London Knife Crime Should Be Allowed to Proceed
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"Crazy Rich Asians" Sequel to Mein Kampf
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Hillary Drops Another Hint She's Planning to Stage a Mass Murderer
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No One Wants to Have Sex With Ghosts
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Farting Contest "ruined" by Man Shouting "Allahu Akbar" – Report Suggests
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Apparently Earth Is Going to Be Euthanized
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These Fake Nails Are Made Out of Your Shit
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Well That's a Song
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BBC America Greenlights Series Based on Your Face
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11 Chilling Facts About Corgis
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The Computer Is Your Soulmate
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14-Yo Girls Still Traumatized by "Saturday Night Live"
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Bird Egg Colors Linked to Autism
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Brexit Prompts Concerns About the "Sexy Costume" Debate
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From Wallace & Gromit to WWI: Why an Oscar-Winning Animation Studio Turned to Sh*t Pretty Quickly
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Our View: Yes to Anal
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The Trump Era Is Killing Our National Health and Well-Being