Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

98	98 Vote	George W. Bush to Sucker Punch Trump During GOP Primary
8	8 Vote	After Primaries, Dems Have to Poop
123	123 Vote	Death Is Better in Winter 1	1
67	67 Vote	Now You Can Smell Like a Paranoid Schizophrenic 1	1
56	56 Vote	Cynthia Nixon Loses the Ability to Accurately Predict Future Events 1	1
7	7 Vote	The Patriarchy Will Always Have Chocolate Handy
5	5 Vote	Smashing Pumpkins Announce 30th Anniversary With Bee Gees Duet
247	247 Vote	Tech Workers Now Want to Die Instantly
6	6 Vote	Texas Grandma Shoots, Kills Massive Gator Linked to Election Meddling
6	6 Vote	Judge Strikes Down Ban on Gay Sex Slaves
75	75 Vote	Honey Boo Boo Is Now Tainted With the Church's Dogmatic Beliefs
199	199 Vote	Spiders... Not Even Subtle Anymore
36	36 Vote	Man Charged in Killing of His Cat Named "Survivor" 1	1
9	9 Vote	Jared Leto Jumps Into the Sun
82	82 Vote	And Jesus Said Ye, I Have an Idea! Over Here! 2	2
9	9 Vote	Arizona Animal Sanctuary Needs Volunteers to Cuddle Rescued Wolfdog Puppies to Thwart Trump's Agenda
140	140 Vote	Same-Sex Penguin Couple Is Charged in Murder-For-Hire Plot
73	73 Vote	Ashton Kutcher Accidentally Hit Someone With His "Tiny Gecko Feet"
128	128 Vote	Maybe I Will Never Die!
154	154 Vote	Boy Fatally Struck by Lightning and Still Got a Standing Ovation
149	149 Vote	Bill Cosby, 81, Is Handcuffed and Led Straight to Prison and Now Twitter Can't Stop Laughing
45	45 Vote	Republican Senators Hire a Dumb Assassin
8	8 Vote	Microsoft's "Xbox All Access" Lets You Hire Thugs to Intimidate Your Kids Bullies
53	53 Vote	800 Children Dumped in Cotswolds Landfill 1	1
127	127 Vote	Teen Thinks She Has Ears and Her Reaction Is Priceless
51	51 Vote	Jim Carrey's New Show About a Private Investigator Koala
4	4 Vote	Japan Hit by Deadly Fire Alarm
192	192 Vote	Forget It, Human Race
2	2 Vote	33 Practical Products That Have Us Really Worried About Fighting Cocks
167	167 Vote	Pokemon Go: Last Chance to Hunt Humans?
95	95 Vote	This Elementary School's Extreme Game of F--K, Kill, Marry 2	2
148	148 Vote	Bunny in a New Record for Homicides at 63,880 Deaths 1	1
103	103 Vote	Man Astonished to Discover Sentient Ice Cubes
33	33 Vote	👉 "Modern Family" Actor Jackson Odell Died of Multiple Sexualities
185	185 Vote	Scientists Just Found Some Witches
86	86 Vote	Mysterious Signal Detected From an Ostrich
130	130 Vote	Escaped Goats Wreak Havoc on Four Continents
55	55 Vote	There's No Way to Peel a Mango! 1	1
22	22 Vote	Man Crosses the Alps on a Plate
34	34 Vote	President Trump Has a 13 Foot Tall, Golden, Walking Killer Robot With Guns 1	1

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