Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	If You're Facebook Friends Hate You
173	173 Vote	Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
292	292 Vote	Click This for Almost Zero Dollars 4	4
189	189 Vote	Dramatic Footage From the the Dark Corners of My Pants
431	431 Vote	The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks 1	1
180	180 Vote	Republican Worried That Care Bears Are Threatened , Not "Endangered"
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
493	493 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
226	226 Vote	Interview With a Sandwich 1	1
418	418 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
245	245 Vote	Happy Holidays: Woman Uses Nunchuks to Fight Cancer 1	1
236	236 Vote	Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre 1	1
166	166 Vote	I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
205	205 Vote	Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
273	273 Vote	THIS Song Argues That GIF Is Pronounced Poop Train 2	2
401	401 Vote	Boat Filled With So Many White Men. So Many 2	2
295	295 Vote	If You're Not Examining Your Poop, You're Not Welcome Here 2	2
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
796	796 Vote	Guy Walks Into Pole, Immediately Becomes Livid That Poles Exist 2	2
237	237 Vote	If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone 3	3
538	538 Vote	I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil 1	1
361	361 Vote	Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake 1	1
582	582 Vote	Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt 2	2
605	605 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
330	330 Vote	The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay 1	1
541	541 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
421	421 Vote	Pope Francis Comes Out as Gay 2	2
507	507 Vote	Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You 2	2
313	313 Vote	U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
232	232 Vote	Blizzard Lays Off Thousands, Builds Huge Prison 1	1
638	638 Vote	Oh God, This Fucking Pencil 2	2
357	357 Vote	Young Child Dies in Tragic Accident at 33 1	1
448	448 Vote	Fox News Thinks Obama Is Faking Blackness 2	2
2118	2118 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 26	26
450	450 Vote	69 Things More Erotic Than the President 3	3
540	540 Vote	Wanna See the Most Inspiring Yet Depressing Yet Hilarious Yet Horrifying Yet Heartwarming Grad Speech 2	2
757	757 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
494	494 Vote	Watching Romney Ignore This Dying Man's Plea Is Really Quite Cool 2	2