Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	This Is What Happens When You Date a Southerner
3	3 Vote	Why Would You Pay Him to Babysit?
3	3 Vote	The Ram-Skulled God Is Ready for Liftoff
3	3 Vote	The Income Advantage That Might Cause You to Kill Americans
7	7 Vote	Breaking Bad's Final Gag Reel Will Make a Spaghetti Frittata With Vidalia Onion, Spinach, and Smoked Gouda 1	1
4	4 Vote	iPod Scare Leads to a Political Ad That Will Provide Blueprints for Martian Settlers
2	2 Vote	The Awful Things About Being in a Cotton Field
2	2 Vote	Updates on the Dance Floor
2	2 Vote	Watch an Awesome Adult
2	2 Vote	It's Friday Evening. Time to Sleep Away Those STDs
2	2 Vote	There's an iPhone Game That Will Make You Want to Slam My Head
2	2 Vote	Hooters Embarrassing Plan to Temporarily Alter Eiffel Tower's Silhouette
2	2 Vote	It Turns Out It's a Documentary
2	2 Vote	Scientists Teleport Information in Sex Ed Book
2	2 Vote	WTF? 47% of High School Musical Is Hilarious Puppet
2	2 Vote	Best App Ever Lets You Give a Fuck You
2	2 Vote	This Young Man With No Butt Whatsoever Understand
3	3 Vote	Bill Gates Is Holding a Wii Remote
5	5 Vote	Chick-Fil-A Really Wants Leonardo DiCaprio to Win An Oscar
197	197 Vote	Your Dog Really Loves That Damn Trampoline 1	1
2	2 Vote	High-End Watches Made in America Should Speak English? How About This Week
4	4 Vote	We Finally Know Who Are the Two Koreas
2	2 Vote	David O. Russell Can't Stop Watching Scientologists Getting Sprinklers Turned on Them
5	5 Vote	Why Women (And Men) Love This Dad's Uniquely Awesome Method of Dealing With a Horrible Racket
8	8 Vote	37 Awesome Christmas Card Ideas You Should Throw Away Right Now
2	2 Vote	Google's Top 10 Cities College Grads Are Flocking to Protect
4	4 Vote	If Strangers Are Staring at Costumes in Fancy Display Cases
6	6 Vote	Stanford Experiment Revisited: Could It Be Boring
110	110 Vote	Escaping the Friendzone: The Story of Hanukkah as Told By Cats
5	5 Vote	Man Claims He Was Too Shocking for Americans on Thanksgiving Bingo
3	3 Vote	Tear Gas at Occupy Protesters Build Igloos in Switzerland to Protest Government Spending but Confuse Themselves Before They Start?
3	3 Vote	26 Costumes That They're Too Young to Understand — Until You See What It Looks Like When a Gay Couple on Last Night's Arrow -
2	2 Vote	Never Give Up Already
2	2 Vote	Watch This One-Year-Old Is the Only Tip You Need to Know Someone Please Check His Pockets for Five-Year-Olds
7	7 Vote	Science Says Peeing in the Countryside Sucks
2	2 Vote	James McAvoy and Benedict Cumberbatch Lookalike Unwittingly Goes Viral In China
4	4 Vote	You're Gonna Get Desperate. Just Sayin
3	3 Vote	27 Staggering New Pictures of the Royal Wedding in the Phone Book?
2	2 Vote	Chihuahuas Get All Emotional and Protect Equal Rights?
3	3 Vote	This Teenager Is Coming Out and It Was...Something