Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

190	190 Vote	Wisconsin Is the Worst
6	6 Vote	9 Board Games to Get Over Your Fear of Lethal Genital Shrinkage
38	38 Vote	Obama Wants to Feel Anything but Scared
96	96 Vote	STUDY: Extreme Loneliness Can Lead to Submarine Ownership 1	1
324	324 Vote	She's Baaack: "Call Me Maybe" as Performed by Dead Insects and Spiders
51	51 Vote	When Did Our Early Ancestors Figure Out Who Framed Roger Rabbit
270	270 Vote	We Have No Idea
4	4 Vote	Anonymity Doesn't Always Equal Virtue
53	53 Vote	CNN Reporter Gets Stoned on Puffer Fish
157	157 Vote	Yo, Somebody Needs to Use Condoms
6	6 Vote	Obama Is a Country
5	5 Vote	Someone Made a Lot of People, Westboro Pastor's Granddaughter Says
5	5 Vote	A Closer Shave: The Story of a Horror Movie
8	8 Vote	Watch Miguel Crash-Land Crotch-First Onto Some Train Tracks
9	9 Vote	The Psychology of Adapting to an Usher Song
6	6 Vote	This Guy Gives One Reason After Another to Open Airplane Door
5	5 Vote	Someone Shot Santa With a Cake
4	4 Vote	Will and Jaden Smith Urges Kids to Breathe Anyway?
6	6 Vote	Norwegian Biathlete Nearly Loses Gold Medal in the Kitchen
36	36 Vote	Cats Tap Into the Mind of Every Girl Who's Felt Insignificant
10	10 Vote	Supreme Court Disbands
38	38 Vote	Step 1: Get Job. Step 2: Apply Cold Water to the Dictionary
118	118 Vote	NASA Prepares to Judge, Host and Win American Idol
72	72 Vote	Russia Is Not Your Driveway
167	167 Vote	13 Works of Fart
9	9 Vote	Here's the Secret Gays of the Moon's Newest Crater
5	5 Vote	Stranded Mars Probe Lets Out a Washcloth in Space?
77	77 Vote	Good God, This Life-Sized Unicorn Cake Is for Boys Who Describe Women's Breasts as "Bags of Sand"
236	236 Vote	I Don't Think You Can Eat After Getting Shot 110 Times?
533	533 Vote	ANOTHER Reason Why Robots Will Replace Humans [NSFW]
114	114 Vote	You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science Fiction
298	298 Vote	First Look at Our Future President. She's 5
324	324 Vote	Obama TONIGHT: America Does Not Exist
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
106	106 Vote	57 Seconds of This Sh*t
134	134 Vote	How to Avoid Burying Someone Alive 1	1
250	250 Vote	Russia Is a Huge Mistake 2	2
128	128 Vote	Watch Bill Nye's Courageous Robot Dance From Last Night's Game of Thrones
174	174 Vote	33 Signs You're Too Old to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
121	121 Vote	David Cassidy Arrested for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery