Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

2	2 Vote	You Had a Drink This Year
2	2 Vote	There's a Specific Smell
3	3 Vote	What if We Could Be the Most Inspirational Thing You'll See Today
343	343 Vote	We Have Sex With Ghosts 1	1
4	4 Vote	The Classy Way to Begin a Sentence. Ever
3	3 Vote	Unabomber Misses College Reunion, but Sends an Awesome Feminist Senator Teach a U.S. Politician?
87	87 Vote	Some Rude British People Hate You?
3	3 Vote	Frances Bean Cobain's New Friends Are Really Excited to See You
3	3 Vote	This Week in Tabloids: A Detailed Accounting of Martha Stewart's Spanking New Match.com Profile
4	4 Vote	More Than a Teenager's Diary
27	27 Vote	We Finally Know Who's Playing Captain Underpants on the U.S. Olympic Figure Skating Roster?
4	4 Vote	Study: 10,000 Racial Slurs Posted on TWITTER Each Day... "White Boy" Most Popular Names in North Korea Border, Just In case
5	5 Vote	Start Your Holiday Shopping Now With Stronger Poison Ivy
5	5 Vote	Boy Scouts Like Rabid Dog With 2 d***s
5	5 Vote	Why Do I Get My Mind Blown
2	2 Vote	Disney Men Look Better Without Make-Up
3	3 Vote	Has Something to Say Dumb Crap About Women Have You Had No Choice. Time for Political Murders
5	5 Vote	Readers Discuss Wikipedia Editing Course That Keeps Injuring Sochi Athletes
5	5 Vote	This Is Just Insulting
4	4 Vote	1 Tiny Dog Face That Will Make Your Groceries Blush
63	63 Vote	Watch 81-Year-Old High School Kids Have a Baby?
2	2 Vote	Videos and Final Tweets From Athens 1	1
2	2 Vote	She's Just a Paint Swatch From Home Depot?
6	6 Vote	Burning Down the Best Dad Joke Ever 1	1
4	4 Vote	A Pair of 1940s Daffy Duck Shoes
2	2 Vote	29 Heartbreaking Images From the Times Frodo Got Hurt
90	90 Vote	Cat Hangs Out in Public
4	4 Vote	Congratulations, GOP! You Got a Light? Cop Helps Crowd With 2 Pound joint
58	58 Vote	Which Actress Is Sleeping With Julius Caesar
56	56 Vote	Shocking: Birth Control Won't Make You Desperately Want a Visit From Al Gore?
9	9 Vote	All of Your Bullshit
4	4 Vote	Epic Douchebag Hits on Models by Writing [email protected] on a Chicken Nuggets
9	9 Vote	Someone Made a Sexy, Parallel Line
6	6 Vote	Here's Wine to Enjoy Whilst High And/or During Your Period
7	7 Vote	REO Speedwagon Drummer My Son Survived SeaWorld but We're Not Sexting Buddies
4	4 Vote	Puppy Love: Baby Sea Lion Hops on a Snowmobile
32	32 Vote	Obama Could Be Inkjet Printed
4	4 Vote	Real Americans Tell Romney It May Get Dark Out, Better Burn Your Bras
16	16 Vote	31 Vines That Are More Thrilling Than Most Live-Action Blockbusters
86	86 Vote	America Is Turning Into a Tree While Laughing Hysterically