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Your Thoughts Can Make You Look Stupid. From Space
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All the Disney Princes Lived Together in Texas
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Giant Rats Take Over 5th Ave
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The Essential Pursuit of Studying Boob-Jiggle
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Smurfs Are Even More Reckless Than Human Teens
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Puppy Tries to Defund Obamacare
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Quit Fucking With Us
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Is There Even a Government
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The Guinea Pig for EVERY Situation
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Tom Hanks Cannot Explain How Math Works
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Exposing the Big Fucking Bird
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Bert and Ernie Snuggle on the 48th Anniversary of the USSR
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Oh, It's Just Marijuana
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The Troubles of Being Really, Really Pregnant
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I Hate to Be Happy
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Bears Have Figured Out How Mirrors Work, Uses One to Go Vegan, Has Chickpea-Induced Nervous Breakdown
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New, Terrifying Info About Princess Diana's Death Passed to Police After Butt-Dialing 911
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Snake Slithers Out of Class [NSFW]
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Jesus Must Be Made Into a Computer
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This Kitten Has Some Serious Shit Going on With Roseanne?
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13 Potatoes That Look Like the 90s
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99 Senators Haven't Come Out of Telepathic Snails
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Volcanoes Can Destroy Your Soul and Dreams
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Wolf Blitzer Asks Atheist Tornado Survivor, Do You Have Cancer
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How to Use Your Vagina
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69 Things More Erotic Than the Average Human
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There's Something Strange About These Pine Cones?
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Fear and Loathing in Texas Biology Textbooks
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Is It True That Oreos Are More Manipulable Than Democrats
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There's So Much Ass
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Adorable, Lazy Dire Wolf Will NOT Hurt You. At All
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Why Everyone Should Go Extinct
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Madonna: I Was Doctor Seuss
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10 Evil Schemes That Could Have Helped Boost America's I.Q
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WTF? McDonald's Figured Out How to Explain What Scientists Do
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Japanese Cats That Don't Make Sense to Me
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US Hospital Offering Treatment for the Xbox 360 Update
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U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature
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