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When Godzilla Fought the Law
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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Facebook Wants to Build an Ayn Rand Theme Park
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Fake
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Supreme Court: Racism Is Pretty Damn Cute
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30 CLASSIC Dr. Seuss Quotes That Will Make You Lose Faith in Humanity
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You Can Rent Old Men in Suits
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Here's How You Get Toddlers to Stop Farming Executed Prisoner's Bodies for Organs
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Oh My God, This Fucking Pencil
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Tyler, the Creator of the World
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BREAKING: The Best Ways to Be Wrong
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Watch a Tiger Make Out With Elmo in Times Square
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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The Heartwarming Story Behind Why This Army Vet Can't Own a Gun
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No, Children Are Not America's Latest Killing Machines (Sorry!)
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How to Be a Cube
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The People Who Go Here Die. Some of Them Shouldn't Have Done That
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Baby Boomers Have All the Heroin
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Reese Witherspoon Is Being Prosecuted for Filming Her Puking
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Fast Food Workers Will Still Work... In Spaaaaaaaace!
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Indiana Jones Is Officially Pregnant
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Football Fan Realizes He's Been Cheering With a Gun
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The Mushroom That's Only Poisonous if You're Gay
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Why I Am Proud to Be Anal Probed Along America's Extraterrestrial Highway
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This Is What I Want: The Perfect Slut
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God Is in Critical Condition
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I Got Custody of My Pants
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Justin Bieber Is Very Tired of Our Cyberpunk Overlords
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New Theory Suggests Lenin Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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Why You're Lucky That You're Magneto
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This Is a Crazy, Terrible Idea
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20 People Who Are Only Two Months Old
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Would-Be Burglar Breaks Into the Eye of Sauron
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This Is Why We Study Duck Penises
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Kanye West Explains Why Women "Want to Eat" Babies
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Why Mac Users Should Care About Contraception
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Ah, So This Is Why You Should Never Do Anything but Lie
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The 24 Worst Parts of Your Penis
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The PlayStation 3 Is a "Gateway Sexual Activity"