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Teenager Carves His Own Video Game Console
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I Can't Stop Giving Mass Murderers Their Own Theme Music
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Spoiler: Beyoncé Does Not Exist
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How to Use a Simple Thing That Exists
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I Hate Advertising, Except When It's Done by Caveladies, NOT Cavemen
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Could You Travel Across the Room
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All Republicans Want to Fuck Me
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The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9
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Why Yes, There Are Now Women
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This Man Will Touch Your Relatives
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13 Reasons Every Feminist Needs to Happen
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The Best Place to Live: Mom's Couch
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Superman and Batman Have Their Baby
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I Can't Wait to Play With This Fucking Pencil
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Nintendo Won't Switch to Second Half of 2012
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Orange Is the New Hitler
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America Should Be Illegal
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More Than 100,000 Apply for Mission to Prove Dolphins Are Dumb
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29 People Who Were Really, Really Sad
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8 Ways to Make a Goddamn Abomination
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24 Kids Who Are Nothing but Soda
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Got Twenty Minutes? Here, Kick Some Ass
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Pope Francis Set to Be Cute, Is Instead Horrifying
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The History of Openly Masturbating in Restrooms
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Watch an Angry 22-Year-Old in Bed
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Telling Your Professor She's Sexy Is Not an "Epic Achievement"
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Look at My Fat Ass
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Three Reasons to Get High and Watch Some Baby Sloths
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Here's How Kittens Are Giving You Cancer
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Female Chimps Are Total Bitches to Each Other at Lakers Game
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People Are Actually Terrifying
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NYPD Will Now Kill Darth Vader
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Your Tiny Apartment Will Seem Huge After These Korean Prison Camps
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Somebody Looked at This Graphic
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Surely the Dalai Lama Says We Should Teach Poor Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
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Obama Cures Everyone's Wednesday With a $2 Laser Pointer
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Mariah Carey Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say
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Man Wakes Up Without His Penis
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When Godzilla Fought the Law
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Spider Webs Are Literally the Smallest Apartments You'll Ever See
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