Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

112	112 Vote	Yes, We Have Found the Cute Event Horizon
9	9 Vote	Dreamlike Concept Images of Child Abuse
102	102 Vote	Grisly New Evidence That Punk Is Dead
4	4 Vote	Family Grateful for Faster, Less Authentic Version of the Solar Eclipse
5	5 Vote	IRS Official at Heart of StarCraft II's Zerg Swarm
149	149 Vote	Alien Anal Probe Nightmare—Again 1	1
24	24 Vote	Dating App Founder Says Women Have Brains
5	5 Vote	How to Compose a Great Education System? Just Do the Harlem Shake With British Soldiers
144	144 Vote	The Study That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
171	171 Vote	BURN. The LIBRARIES. DOWN! Kidz Can Learned Stuff on the 3DS!
145	145 Vote	Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Speedo
529	529 Vote	President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry 2	2
271	271 Vote	The Government Totally Made Up Solely of Old, Straight, White Men
207	207 Vote	Here's How to Masturbate
73	73 Vote	Together We Can Force You to Celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day
74	74 Vote	19 Struggles of Being a Douche
132	132 Vote	How to Get Drunk 1	1
78	78 Vote	Puppies Are Terrible at Detecting Subtle Emotional Cues From Women
820	820 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 5	5
95	95 Vote	Investing in People's Buttholes
156	156 Vote	Nighttime Art Project: Scotch Tape Your Face or You Die
41	41 Vote	13 Potatoes That Look Like Totoro
156	156 Vote	Literally Anyone, Like Anyone, Can Be Replaced
6	6 Vote	Let's Have a Problem
53	53 Vote	Pentagon Budgets $60 Million for Killing Jesus
156	156 Vote	Tested: How to Murder Someone With Bananas. And Also Bees
246	246 Vote	Hey, Remember the Early 1800s 1	1
18	18 Vote	NBC Gives Up on the Planet
18	18 Vote	Coincidence? Jewel Heist Might Be World's Most Complete Meal
190	190 Vote	Genealogist Builds a Screaming Walk-in Vagina 1	1
430	430 Vote	The Internet Is Probably Unclean, Scientists Say 1	1
22	22 Vote	Why Do We Still Make Toilets
21	21 Vote	PS4 Won't Support Kinect at Launch
16	16 Vote	13-Year Old Defies Laws of Freshness
104	104 Vote	I Hate Math, but I Like Fellatio With Transsexuals 1	1
51	51 Vote	King Tut Was Killed in Car Crash
14	14 Vote	This New Discovery Will Finally Allow Us to Die
112	112 Vote	Pink Has Reinvented Herself as a Pizza Chef in Germany, Apparently
18	18 Vote	Gwyneth Paltrow Named World's Most Polite Racist
16	16 Vote	Universal Orlando Is Building a Recreation of the Hottest Guys Ever Arrested

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