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Man Accused of Having "No Intelligence"
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I Don't Care Bears
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Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
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Dog Forced to Apologize Like a Chicken
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These Parents Are Refusing to Get Excited About a Mermaid
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Mind if This Polar Bear Crashes With You for No Reason Whatsoever
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5 Reasons Why It's Not Just Children Who Need Abortions
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Taylor Swift's New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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Elmo Won't Be Charged in 1945 Massacre
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The Vatican Tries a Little Coke Snorting
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Wall Street Fighter
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All GLORY TO THE Very Hungry (And Evil) Caterpillar
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Obama Dismisses GOP Criticism of His Pasta
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The Vikings Are Coming. Hide Your Kids
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Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
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I Believe I May Have Died From Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation
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Baby Amazingly Survives Tragic Accident That Killed Him
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6-Year-Old Given Detention, Forced to Apologize or Resign
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Cleveland Kidnapper Sentenced to 1000 Hours of Fun!
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Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman
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That One Time a Fire Almost Destroyed the Moon
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The Internet Helps
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White Supremacist Finds Out He's Part Black Panther
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The New Doctor Who Gets Turned on by Farts
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Robotic Bird Successfully Lands and Perches on Human Porn Performers
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All Dogs Go to Jail
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Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister
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Teen Quits US School After Being Blasted by Lasers
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Oh, Dear God: The Chilling Moment a Husband Wakes Up From Surgery and Realizes He Has No Furniture
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Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
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There's a Penis on My Bus Driver
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Boater Rescues Dog Swimming in Cabbage
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Inspirational Bill Watterson Speech Turned Into Music to Silence Whistleblowers
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Hitler Finally Loses His Patience With the Stairs
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19 Reasons Socializing Is Not Recommended
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Florida Man Shoots Himself at the Altar
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Finally, Someone Has Made Dating More Difficult Than It Needs To Be
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Federal Shutdown - It's Time for Political Murders
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Attempted Robbery Ends in Y
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U.S. Senator Filibusters His Own Daughter for Using Roommate's Toothbrush