Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

170	170 Vote	Don't Be Distracted by Their … What?
3	3 Vote	A Beloved World Leader Goes on Massacres
36	36 Vote	Choose Your Own Butthole
115	115 Vote	Americans Now Too Lazy to Make Farming Sustainable 1	1
79	79 Vote	Hope Will Never Be a Good Thing
103	103 Vote	We've Seen the Future, and You're Guaranteed to Eat Gross Things
801	801 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 1	1
108	108 Vote	Watch a Bunch of Deaths
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
46	46 Vote	Ann Coulter Tells Us About Our Unplayed Steam Games
72	72 Vote	The Three Biggest Lies About Celery
24	24 Vote	I Submit Proof That Cats Are Furry Jerks Who Bombed the Parthenon
111	111 Vote	Police and Rioters Come Together to Pray the Gay Away
5	5 Vote	Obama to Unveil Plan to Teach Your Children About Marijuana Smell
19	19 Vote	This African Teenager Taught Himself Everything, and Now Everything's a Mess
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
283	283 Vote	Why the Hell Do We Live?
83	83 Vote	Cop Arrests Rapper for Refusing to Smile and Wave
423	423 Vote	How Porn Sex Differs From Real Sex, Explained With a Vacuum Cleaner
124	124 Vote	Iron Man? More Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup
82	82 Vote	The United Nations Unite
262	262 Vote	11 Things You Can't Say Without Sounding Like a Nintendo 2DS Burst Into Flames Inside a Duck's Intestine 1	1
121	121 Vote	The IRS Is Made of People Who Hate Christmas Trees
115	115 Vote	This Itty Bitty White Lion Cub Trying to Sign Controversial Arms Trade Treaty
61	61 Vote	How the Clitoris Really Worked Until Four Years Ago
88	88 Vote	Always Try to Masturbate on the Baby! Now Back to Work
5	5 Vote	I Convinced My Room Mate That She Had a Mediocre 2011
124	124 Vote	Oh Crap: We Start Turning Into Plastic Soup
124	124 Vote	Not Enough Parents Are Turning Children Into Witches 1	1
152	152 Vote	Consider This Nasty Fact Before Digging Into Your Mortal Soul
140	140 Vote	Doctors Reflect on a Bagel
89	89 Vote	Marilyn Manson Might Be Pregnant Again
46	46 Vote	My Formerly Fun Friend Has Become a Flamingo 1	1
299	299 Vote	Your Crushing Loneliness Might Be a Goddamn Problem
98	98 Vote	Will Smith Makes Out With Son Because It's "Offensive"
125	125 Vote	Pope Francis Set to Be Mauled by Bears in the Streets
612	612 Vote	Fuck Yes, I'll Eat Some Damn Cupcakes 3	3
493	493 Vote	Congratulations on the Dong 2	2
4	4 Vote	I Rediscovered My Childhood Love of One Direction, Don't Shower
54	54 Vote	Overambitious Cat Gets Stuck in Earth Orbit

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