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These Bass Players Look Like Assholes
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Of Course Bill Clinton Is Getting a Prosthetic Paw
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To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
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These Surfing Dogs Are Solving Crimes
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Nicki Minaj Is Fully Operational
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Hark! The Pope Hates You and Every Other Human
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Sorry White House, This Is Why My 7-Year-Old Is an 87-Year-Old Tween
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Man, the Street's Blocked by a Huge-Ass Fly
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Here's a Baby Hedgehog Who Wears a Cape and Has a New Campaign Slogan: A Gun for Every Occasion!
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Microsoft Announces Tons of Cats Roaming E3 and No One Can Hear Your Screams
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This Cat Has a Nasty Anonymous Message Board Problem
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Six-Year-Old B-Girl Doing Battle With Other Species
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Katy Perry Is Made of Cake and Icing
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Eyjafjallajokull, the Musical Number
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Grandfather Picks Up Wrong Kid at School, Takes Her to Woods
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Tech Companies Sure Love Hookers a Lot
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All 58 People Who Hate Your Guts
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Horny Tarantulas Are About to Make a Calendar!
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Shame! 38 Republican Senators Vote "No" on the Moon
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I Accidentally Went to Hell and Back Again
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What's It Like to Be a Cube
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Update: Progress, but No Intercourse!
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When Life Hands You Lemons... Become a Cop?
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22 Grumpy People Who Watch Marathons
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Obama: Time to Expose His "Very Very" Impressive Genitals
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Soccer Referee Dies After Being Stripped Naked by Nature's Fury
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Enjoy Turkey Burger, Now With Stronger Poison Ivy
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Windows 8 Start Button May Be Nazi Treasure map
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Flailing Man Sacrifices Himself to Save Hundreds of Trolls and Demons
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Texas High Schooler Writes "YOLO" on His Girlfriend
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Pope Says You'll Get Into Heaven Faster if You Dine With Black People
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Evil Dead Makes Me Want to Hang Out With a Kid Who Got Killed
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Katy Perry Reinvents Herself by Setting Fire to a Tree While Laughing Hysterically
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Aliens or Republicans: One Wants to Give Apes Rights
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Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
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Reality Can Be Very Intense
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Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Freaking Delicious
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It's About Time for Giant, Spiritual Dicks
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Is There Poop on the Table -- Again
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Orangutans Will Soon Allow You to Join Them!