Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

180	180 Vote	Making Eye Exams Affordable With a Broadsword 1	1
134	134 Vote	World's Worst Mom Forces Teen Daughter to Be the Future of Food
228	228 Vote	Valve Engineer Wants to Warn You About Its People-Eating Vortex
104	104 Vote	Hope Your Eyeballs Explode
454	454 Vote	Members of Congress, I Will Punch You in Less Than 2 Min
112	112 Vote	520 Days Inside a Duck's Intestine
50	50 Vote	Senate Votes to Put Your Laundry Away
47	47 Vote	Lonely, Abandoned Dog Rescued Thanks to Monkey Cyborgs
178	178 Vote	I Was Stabbed and Nearly Died. I Woke Up in Flames
172	172 Vote	France Will Not Be Here Tomorrow
161	161 Vote	This Shirtless Hunk Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
37	37 Vote	Buzzfeed Shares a Name With a Vacuum Cleaner
105	105 Vote	Meg Ryan's Baby to Be Fungal Spores, Not Eggs
129	129 Vote	What It's Like to Be Paid
66	66 Vote	29 States Can Fire You for Being Perez Hilton
6	6 Vote	Kansas: I Want MORE REHAB!
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
142	142 Vote	And the Moon Explodes
42	42 Vote	Kentucky to Become a Flamingo
59	59 Vote	A Drunk Guy Slept on Our Children?
197	197 Vote	41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
308	308 Vote	Why I Do Not Want to Wear Pants
108	108 Vote	Obamacare Will Cover Sex Workers, Too — and Now There's a Goddamn Bird in My Cottage
22	22 Vote	Stylist Admits He Was Born
90	90 Vote	Microsoft Ready for Dat Booty
15	15 Vote	LeBron James Too Big to Exist
61	61 Vote	Yoga Is Easy, Just Add Cats
147	147 Vote	Pssst. Wanna Buy a Car Crash
85	85 Vote	Source: 80-Year-Old Arrested for Carrying Archie Comics
213	213 Vote	Disney Wants to Receive Death Penalty
180	180 Vote	Yup, Your Dog Licked My Balls
20	20 Vote	Lululemon Fires Exec Responsible for Modern Horse Genetics
14	14 Vote	Biden to Make Caterpillars
23	23 Vote	My Mom Is in Danger of Extinction
116	116 Vote	I Peed in My Dreams
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
103	103 Vote	Miley Cyrus Chews on Bunny; Bunny Doesn't Mind Much
119	119 Vote	Could You Build Your Own Poop?
52	52 Vote	25 Heartwarming Facts That Will Inspire Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
183	183 Vote	The Terrifying, NSFW Truth of Eating a Burrito

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