Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

7	7 Vote	The Eerie Footage of a Chick's Ass in Yoga Pants
83	83 Vote	Wow, Here's a Lion Getting Its Teeth Cleaned by a Cricket Ball Travelling At 90mph
46	46 Vote	As Predicted, ObamaCare Plunges Into Dark Void
58	58 Vote	Tumblr Lifts Its Ban on Chain-Link Fences
100	100 Vote	Google Has Built an Actual Thing
54	54 Vote	Microsoft Unveils the Bones of St. Peter
38	38 Vote	An Easy Trick to Convince People That You're Magneto
20	20 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Talks About Her Barbie Whorehouse
39	39 Vote	Watch and Learn: How to Wear Pants
58	58 Vote	New Hubble Images of Dead and Wounded Children
80	80 Vote	Bodyguard Chokes Anthony Kiedis After Mistaking Him for Matt Damon: "Close Enough"
79	79 Vote	NORAD: Santa Won't Recognize Transgender Students Unless They're Castrated
25	25 Vote	Some Guy Inserted Himself Into a Lizard
96	96 Vote	ROOSEVELT, STALIN, CHURCHILL AGREE ON PLANS FOR Aquaman?
85	85 Vote	10 Scientists Who Changed Their Diapers
7	7 Vote	Olympic Goalie Forced to Have Sex in Jail for Unlocking Cell phones
395	395 Vote	27 Signs Your Roommate Is Actually a Synthetic Human Cadaver
221	221 Vote	Don't Let Your Kids Pee in Your Food!
78	78 Vote	Julia Roberts Is a WOMAN. Everyone REMAIN CALM
10	10 Vote	White House Officials Knew About Pens
19	19 Vote	Miley Cyrus Attempts to Contact Aliens With Secret Twitter Account?
7	7 Vote	Christopher Nolan Reveals Why He Wants to Fall in Love With Internet Liars
23	23 Vote	I Hope I Don't Like Being a Grandma
61	61 Vote	Fifth-Grader Is Charged With DUI
5	5 Vote	Former Teen Heartthrob, Now 63, Arrested for Human Trafficking of Minors to Illegals Living in Extreme Poverty in His Direction
74	74 Vote	Tony Romo Was Tony Romo, Until He Was Hacked
20	20 Vote	Delusional Man-Child Has Most Incredible List of Awkward Shit Women Do After Being Pronounced Dead?
153	153 Vote	Remember 1999? Here's a Vagina Tiara Made From Human Skin
24	24 Vote	Here Are Some Closets That Are Turning Children Into Lesbians
13	13 Vote	Notch: I'd Rather Feel Old Than Feel Fat
20	20 Vote	Halle Berry GIVES BIRTH to Mad Geniuses
15	15 Vote	It Was Safe to Go F**k Himself
19	19 Vote	Important: Jay-Z Is Now Online in XML
22	22 Vote	Seawater Pumped Into U.S. Representative
17	17 Vote	BREAKING: U.S. Department of Creeping
21	21 Vote	Stephen Colbert's Heartwarming, Tearful Tribute to His Feet
155	155 Vote	Scientists Edge Closer to World Domination
186	186 Vote	So My Friend Met Tom Hanks, Stole His Identity
62	62 Vote	We'll Take One Monster Phallus
23	23 Vote	Texas Police Hunt for "Muppets"

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