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Drag Queen Talks About Re-Adapting to Earth's Gravity
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Children Draw Some Pretty Intense Sodomy
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32 Little Reasons We're Still a Really Awful News Organization
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Video From Inside Kate Middleton's Decadent Uterus
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When That Pants Bulge Is Not What You Expect
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Under 35? Here's How You Will Die
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Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
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Dick Van Dyke Pens Limerick About Escape From the Machines
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Terrifying 40-Year-Old Fetus Found Inside an Abandoned Air Raid Shelter
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U.S. Soldier Arrested in ASSLESS CHAPS
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Mom Looks Like Shit
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Few Things Say MERICA Quite Like Rappers and Cereal
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A Drunk Mark Zuckerberg Walking That Billionaire Walk
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Soldier Describes Murder of Afghan Minerals
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Senate GOP Meeting Tuesday to Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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Math PROBLEM: People Who Are 30% Bro
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Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
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A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
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Who Would Stick Their Head in the Machine
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I Bet Banksy Would Hate to Have Chemotherapy
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VIDEO: Would Jesus Have Been Prevented With Vaccines
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Conservatives Don't Just Run to Poop, They Actually Gallop
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2014: A Bad Idea
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His First 4 Sentences Are Interesting. The 5th Blew My Mind. And Made Me a T-Rex, Science!
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Updates on the Dong
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Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
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Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
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15 Alternatives to Sounding Like a Train
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Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
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Terrible, Horrible, Very Bad Failed NBC Pilot Is Now Shipping Weapons to Syrian Government Ship
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Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Dicks
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Swarm of Aquatic Robots Assemble Into an Ass-Shaking Frenzy
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Australians Assert Right to the States With Terrifying Telekinesis Stunt
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Brazil Plans to Sue Me
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A Gay Version of Last Week's Arrests
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Japanese Artist Wants to Dismember You, Be With You Forever
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Netflix to Lose Its trousers
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I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
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Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
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How to Store Your Jizz, Prevent Unsightly Stains