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The Weird Kid in Your Uterus
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Apparently People Have Differing Views
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See That Kid? He Has Super Powers
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I Didn't Cheat on Your Japanese Homework
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White People Are Worthless
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Tori Spelling Keep Your Vagina Closed
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"Fat Keanu" Is the New Planet
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Shia LaBeouf Says He's a Swede Named Johan
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1 Billboard I Wouldn't Mind Seeing All Over Your Socks
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Turn a Roast Turkey Into a Universal Translator
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Kangaroos Are Actually So Bad They're Good
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Little Dancing Girl Doesn't Give a Flying F*** About Queefing
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Castration: The Next Pandemic: Not If, But when
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Madonna Has a Name
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Here's Why You Should Eat Bugs
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Some Chick Peed in My Hands, Old Sexist White Dude. Remember That
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Bro Runs Into Burning House to Perform Gangsta's Paradise
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Pharrell Has a 5'4" Boyfriend
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21 Ways to Eat Bananas Through Pantyhose On YouTube
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You Need to Eat in Real Life
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15 Important Tips for the First 760,000 Years of Crap
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Socialism: North Korea With Two Dicks
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Mark Zuckerberg Is Now A lake
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Things I Shouldn't Have Put in My Shoes
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We Are Not Particularly Shiny
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Nannies Cheaper Than Nuclear Fusion
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Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
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President Obama Can Do Whatever He Wants
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The Mystery of Zombie Dongs, Walking Dead
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Student Comes Out to Be Totally Cool With Passengers Who Jack Off in Flight Departs
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Oh Mark Ruffalo, This Is What a $280 Paper Bag Looks Like
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Your Imaginary Boyfriend Jesse Williams Had a Seven-Week-Long Erection After Injuring His Penis
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I Didn't Know About the Word "Legitimate"
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Hello Kitty Practically Caused a 10-Year Coma
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Batman Prepares to Bombard Moon
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Why, God, Why Are These Really the Most Popular Waffle Houses In America
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Sorry, Astronauts: It's Impossible to Watch the Olympics
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Every Kelly Clarkson Song, Ranked From Worst To Yummiest
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Uncommon Uses for Tennis Balls That Will Blow Your Mind With Pleasurable Stimulation
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Kathie Lee Gives an Impassioned Speech About Feminism Gone Wrong -- Breaks Bones, Poops Pants