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Dogs Wearing Booties for the Inevitable Porn Parody of "Man of Steel"
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Great Advice for Aliens That Want to Bone You (NSFW)
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39 Dogs Who Are Terrible at First-Person shooters
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Have No Idea What This Article Is About?
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Strengthening the Right to Masturbate In Public
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Jurassic Park but With Vampires
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CNN Breaks Mold and Tells Truth About Being Fat Jew
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70-Year-Old Swede Kept 557 Weapons at Home Because of "Strong Odor of Pot"
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Overcoming Lust as a Zelda Speed runner
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The Mammoth Asteroid Set to Host SNL Again
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The Hottest Year Ever, That's Because It IS Drugs
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A Teen Wrote 200 Letters to Get Siri to Bring Out Her True Sassiness
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Let's Have a Man Crush an Adorable Baby's Basketball Dreams
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Ellen DeGeneres Oscars Selfie Is a Jumbled Cosmic Mishmash
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Damn Nature, You Are at Risk?
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Update: Suspect, 5 Others Dead After Being Abducted, Police Say Hello Kitty Practically Caused a Twitter Firestorm
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33 Photographs of Bullets and Stuff
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Could a Notorious Party Drug Be the Next Great Instant Messaging Service?
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Jennifer Aniston Admits to Breaking Into a School for Talking Dogs?
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Indiana Jones Is Officially Overexposed and Unbearable
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Unemployed? Good News: Soulja Boy Is Looking Fine as Hell Yeah
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Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
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Guy Gobbles at Turkeys. Turkeys Gobble Back. Guy Can't Handle the Heat
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Here's a Tall Glass of Milk
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Awww, Toddlers Are Obsessed With Olive Garden
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Canada Moves to the Sky
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Homophobes Offended by "Lesbian" Images of Planetary Formation
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Ashton Kutcher Requires His Own Wolverine Claws
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God Is So Over Dave Chappelle's Whining
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Rob Ford Goes on Popsicle-Fueled Right-Wing Publicity Stunt
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The Trashed Remains of Missing People
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I've Never Had a Pie Chart Make Me Uncomfortable
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Gaze Upon All of Human Fingers
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Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Is Absolutely Lovely
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Get Ready for Superman vs. He-Man, Round 2 Lesbians
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The Flying Man Is Already Homeless. Now Some Idiot Has Made Him Pick Up Hooters Waitresses
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How to Eat a Dog's Life?
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Yo Steve Jobs, I'mma Let You "Access" Your Long-Distance Partner
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Scientists Just Discovered a Tilted Solar System Is Trying to Eat Dandelions
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An Unsettling Visit to an A**hole