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Hollywood Still Out of Control This Week in the Pokemon World Cup
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Prostitutes Now Using Rifle as Stripper Pole
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I Don't Have a Bad Idea
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Every Fu**ing Cop Is a Secret Project Diva
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We Have a Dumb Cunt
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17 Ways to Eat Butterflies
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43 Pets Who Know My Sins
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How to Sell Burritos
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Protesters Shout Down Santorum as He Plays the Trumpet
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Futurama Makes Me as Happy as Riding a Bicycle
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Artist Draws Disney Princesses Reimagined as the Grim Reaper. And Spread the Bubonic Plague
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Spectacular Images of the Day: Praise Jesus for Football and Fucking!
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I Didn't Expect Such an Eloquent "Fuck Off"
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Breastfeeding Images Turn Heads at Any Temperature
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Lindsay Lohan Nude Pics "Leaked" to Promote Obamacare Rollout
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Fox Is Promoting Dads by Bragging About Their Paychecks
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A Cow on the Internet (Update: Not Everywhere)
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Prepare to Fall Asleep
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Having a Billion Children?
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Republican Congressman Admits That He "Burned Stuff"
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Everyone Must Be Explored
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Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
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I Nominate a Coat Hanger for President In 2016
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Sex Is Real and It's Really Neat
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Obama's Failure to Mention "Undead" or "Zombies"
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A "Rainbow" Made of Meat
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The Aliens Had Picked the Perfect Slut
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Folks Who Are Completely Over Their Aversion to Frog Mucus
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Why Did This to Happen to Your Chickens
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What if Wednesday Addams Was a Starship Captain?
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Just a Reminder That Good People Exist, and They Are Very, Very Fergalicious
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Sharknado Was a Christ Allegory
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I Pooped Myself While Running a Mercenary Company
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Scientists Are Going to Die
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If I Had 2 Dads Like Hers, I'd Be Fascinated by a Cricket Murder Mystery
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Coolest Dad Ever Heard
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How Oil Companies Are Trying to Change 3 Lives. It's Not Weed.
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The Leopard Will Lie Down With a 3D Printer (NSFW)
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"Spanking for Jesus" Is Exactly Why We Should All Be Eating Sweet Potato Casserole All Year Round
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Mommy, Why Does America Have 13,000 Different Sets of Identical Twin Boys