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Finally, Rap With a Bullhorn
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Turns Out, Pigeons Are Just Too Fast
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YouTube Creator's New Baby Is Allergic to Oxygen
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Your Constant Masturbation Is So Frustrating
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Teach Your Kids a Lesson by Letting Them Starve
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Dad Mad After Restaurant "Charges" Him for Dinner
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Holy Sh*t, That Is One of Those Little European Cars
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Bro Runs Into Burning House to Perform Gangsta's Paradise
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You THINK You Exist
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And Obamacare's Biggest Supporter Is ... Confusing? Hilarious?
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Someone Is in Your Backyard. Not Joking
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Sorry, WHAT?!: EVERY Piece of Shit?
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Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Hired a Stripper to Help the Homeless
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8 Ways to Eat Garbage
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You'd Be Shocked to Learn Old Men No Longer Exist
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23 Insanely Romantic Ways to Damage Your Man's Ego
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Hey, House Republicans, You Just Don't Understand Sexual Cannibalism
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Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid Death Penalty
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High School Student's Lesbian Relationship With a Guitar
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Kayne West Performs "I Am Secretly a Citizen of Ethiopia"
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I Married Her for Wearing a Neat Hat
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Hey Girl, Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Playground
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Here's the Racist Band That Only Sings About Pizza
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41,000,006 Reasons Why Santa Is Sexy
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Why I Do Not Want to Wear Pants
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My 12-Year-Old Convinced Me to Join Al-Qaida
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Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
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19-Foot Python Breaks Into Woman's Car, Makes Off With $500 Stash of Doritos at Hempfest
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California School District Tells Students to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath
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The Other Day My Dog Decided to Start Talking About Dicks
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Under Obamacare, Disney World Builds a Screaming Walk-In Vagina
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Interview With a Sandwich
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I Hate My Boobs and My Husband
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Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies?
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This Guy Walks Around My College With This Fucking Pencil
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Sheriff's Deputy Secretly Pepper Sprayed Teen's Pizza, Made Him Immortal
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It's Time for War, and Also Bees
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Al Roker: I Pooped in My Mouth
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Dog Forced to Sign People Up For ObamaCare
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Microsoft Vows to Kill You While You Sleep