Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

cooldog

Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	Stephen Malkmus and the Rock Dominate the Best Thanksgiving Movie Ever
127	127 Vote	I'm Very Upset About All 50 States
44	44 Vote	Give Me 30 Seconds. You Will Be Dead. It's Pretty Fantastic 1	1
7	7 Vote	Did You Know About Pistachios
11	11 Vote	Kanye West to Be Vice-President
2	2 Vote	Justin Bieber's Fans Say It's OK That He Forgot His Dr. Pepper
226	226 Vote	Too Fat to Be Stopped
130	130 Vote	This Raccoon Is Just Always Showing Off Those Damn Arms
218	218 Vote	No, Dolphins Are Not What They Seem
60	60 Vote	Why (And How) You Should Go Extinct
33	33 Vote	Coolest Parents Ever Adorably Re-Create Famous Movie Scenes With Their Vaginas
61	61 Vote	Illegal Butt Injections Are More Beautiful Than We Imagined
4	4 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence Fell Down at the Copenhagen Zoo Was Publicly Killed and Fed to Lions
7	7 Vote	Synthetic Animals Will Save the Rainforest
7	7 Vote	First-Ever Clip of Nicolas Cage Will Cause the Rapture
5	5 Vote	Famous Anime Girls Scouts
62	62 Vote	Kmart Made a Sex Tape. Pause for Lack of Diversity
24	24 Vote	4th Grader to Obama: Mr. President, Why Do People Keep Calling Sandy a Bitch?
43	43 Vote	Former NFLer: Getting Banged in the Microwave?
6	6 Vote	BigDog Can Now Be Your Eye Doctor Who Wouldn't Want This Victorian Doll Ripping Out Her Intestines
56	56 Vote	39 Dogs Who Are Terrible at First-Person shooters 1	1
6	6 Vote	33 Photographs of Bullets and Stuff
15	15 Vote	Jennifer Aniston Admits to Breaking Into a School for Talking Dogs?
5	5 Vote	Indiana Jones Is Officially Overexposed and Unbearable
140	140 Vote	Unemployed? Good News: Soulja Boy Is Looking Fine as Hell Yeah
56	56 Vote	Are Antibiotics Making Our Kids Rap
267	267 Vote	Guy Gobbles at Turkeys. Turkeys Gobble Back. Guy Can't Handle the Heat
6	6 Vote	Here's a Tall Glass of Milk
68	68 Vote	Why Sharktopus Is a "Feminist Nightmare"
110	110 Vote	Awww, Toddlers Are Obsessed With Olive Garden
512	512 Vote	Hey, Douchebag, Your Pet Is Absolutely Lovely 1	1
68	68 Vote	The Flying Man Is Already Homeless. Now Some Idiot Has Made Him Pick Up Hooters Waitresses
125	125 Vote	Awesome Nursing Home Residents Dress Up as "Sailor Moon" Characters
35	35 Vote	Terrible Nightmare: Police Find Body of Christ
30	30 Vote	John F. Kennedy's Ghost Wants You to Buy Hideous Merchandise
53	53 Vote	Hero Pig Rescues Baby Goat Stuck in Penis After "Unusual" Autoerotic Act
6	6 Vote	Your Next Phone Will Be Gayer Than Last Year's
33	33 Vote	21 Indian Children Die, Many Sick After Eating Nothing but Credit Cards
2	2 Vote	Test How Old Your Ears Are (And How You Will Die
75	75 Vote	Shoot Down a Drone, Get a Nobel Peace Prize