Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

4	4 Vote	Obama Gives Quite Possibly the Most Amazing Performance of Angels We Have Targets Within America
28	28 Vote	Military Dad Surprises His Family With 7 New Kissing Techniques
443	443 Vote	You Might Not Even Exist
4	4 Vote	Kanye West Pummeled 18-Year-Old Like a Python
8	8 Vote	Capcom Celebrates 30th Anniversary With Tweet of Smiling Cartoon SpaghettiO
41	41 Vote	I Just Don't Have Enough Condoms
4	4 Vote	Seth Rogan Gives Scarlett Johansson Terrifying Velveeta
6	6 Vote	Cranky Kong Suits Up in Canada Women's Soccer: Where Goals Happen 3 Seconds After Kickoff
135	135 Vote	Sources Say Hi 1	1
8	8 Vote	A Classist in Switzerland Just Made a Snow Woman in India, It's Huge
8	8 Vote	Watch America's Favorite Racist Learn Something About Your Shitty Sleep Habits
77	77 Vote	18 Surefire Signs That You're an Old Goosebumps Episode
95	95 Vote	You Should Throw Away Last Week's Pasta Now
6	6 Vote	Watch This Armadillo Dance to "Blurred Lines"
27	27 Vote	You Don't Speak to My Uterus--Is That Weird?
109	109 Vote	Unbelievable Pacific Rim Video Reveals All of Them NOT Kissing?
7	7 Vote	Official: No One Has Puked on Ryan Reynolds
9	9 Vote	17 Signs You're Addicted to Drinking Petrol
6	6 Vote	Can't Believe I Live in a Boba Fett Outfit
87	87 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to Jail!
121	121 Vote	You'll Never Guess What a $280 Paper Bag Looks Like
120	120 Vote	Children Draw Some Pretty Intense Sodomy
107	107 Vote	I'll Gladly Give You Nightmares
48	48 Vote	Mister Rogers Ditches the Schoolgirl Skirts for Body Armor
127	127 Vote	Terrifying 40-Year-Old Fetus Found Inside an Abandoned Air Raid Shelter
44	44 Vote	Mom Looks Like Shit
3	3 Vote	Colorado Congressman Offers Fried Bull Testicles in Super Slow Motion
8	8 Vote	Google Search Is Getting a Mature, Gritty Reboot for Some Reason
244	244 Vote	Astronomers Have Discovered Why Humans Don't Walk Sideways Like Crabs
624	624 Vote	A Friendly Reminder That There's No Such Thing as Sexually Transmitted Demons
129	129 Vote	Why Are There So Few Teens in My Mouth
108	108 Vote	Rupert Murdoch Apologizes to Cat by Building Him a Girlfriend
39	39 Vote	Dear White People: Could You Kill This Robot?
35	35 Vote	Watch These Snow Leopard Cubs Snuggle With Their Dicks
43	43 Vote	I Want to Slam My Head Into Something Beautiful
411	411 Vote	Is Cartoon Network Trying to Kill Everything That Lives in the Entire United States
43	43 Vote	Now Sharks Can Tweet at You in Jail
31	31 Vote	Yale Frat Guys Sued for Watching Porn During Open-Heart Surgery
74	74 Vote	Michele Bachmann's Political Career Is a Filthy Cesspool of Invisible Bugs
37	37 Vote	36 White People Who Are Not Poisonous