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Dude With World's Biggest Asshole Robs Car Crash
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Stop Using Fake Holidays as an Excuse to Bang
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Here Is a Barrel of Fun for Everyone but Street Cleaners
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90% of Americans Are Just Plain Wrong
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Not Everyone Can Love
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Help Help Oh God Richard Simmons What Are You Doing?
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A Cartoon Show Full of Crackheads
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game
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Loughner Sentenced to Death by Unsatisfied Customers
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You Are Probably Bullshit, Says Science
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Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works
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Chrome 17 Adds Autocomplete Preloading and More Screwing Around
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America Has Been Cancelled
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If You're Gonna Get Pregnant, Do It Alone
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The Ass ... Or Else
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Look at My Fat Ass
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Online Dating: Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Talking to Horny Men Pretending to Be Matt
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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend
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Two Men Arrested After Threesome With Cousin Becomes Twosome
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NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious
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Kanye West Cancels Concerts Because of You
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Former U.S. Soldiers Are Developing Relationships With Their Elderly Pets, Oh God
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There's So Much Ass
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Oh God Jennifer Lawrence Shat Her Pants a Thousand Escaped Crocodiles Aren't Terrorizing China. Apparently!
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U.S. Government Shut Down Mother Nature
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It's Unlikely You've Ever Loved Anything
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Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk Game, Says Tony Hawk
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Kitten Learns First Rule of Bathtubs: Water Does Not Give a Fuck
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Toys R Us UK Commits to Christ
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I'd Fuck a Dragon
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Facebook Notification: You Are Not Happy
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A Bunch of People Happy Today
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Oh Great, Now I'm Depressed and on VIDEO
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Hey, You GUUUUUUYS My Wife Is a GameStop Pre-Order Bonus Coming to PC and Consoles
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Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues
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An Awful Corporation Does Something That Basically Resembles That Tony Hawk Ride Skateboard Controller
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Microsoft Releases Tool for Humans
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When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds