Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

366	366 Vote	This Baby Is Ugly. Deal With It
365	365 Vote	Republicans Continue to Be Legitimately Terrified Of Space 5	5
106	106 Vote	57 Seconds of This Sh*t
371	371 Vote	Happy 35th Birthday to the Moon
5	5 Vote	That Awkward Moment When You Move A Lot
310	310 Vote	What's Wrong With This Fucking Pencil
407	407 Vote	Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled 2	2
429	429 Vote	Meet Wolf Cop, Canada's Greatest Werewolf With a Revolver 1	1
4	4 Vote	Why Are You Doing?
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
41	41 Vote	Drug Shortage Leads to Sudden Cancellation of Jersey Shore
8	8 Vote	You Can Make Nuts Glow, People! Glowing Nuts!
3	3 Vote	A Boy Came Out of This Sh*t
2	2 Vote	Oh God Richard Simmons What Are These People Holding in Their Hands?
494	494 Vote	Soda Is Turning Our Children Into Lesbians
31	31 Vote	Snowboarder Buried Alive in Sand Dune For hours
554	554 Vote	To Do: Go to Space and Maybe Die
224	224 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Cats Roaming E3 and No One Can Hear Your Screams
24	24 Vote	How Could We Move the Sun?
7	7 Vote	India Has a Problem With Slugs. I Think I've Gained Their Trust. They Think I'm Dominican
7	7 Vote	Why Does Grandpa Joe Smell Like Teen Spirit
203	203 Vote	Google Glass Porn App Has "Hot" Guys Insult You Until You Lose Faith In Humanity
46	46 Vote	Jewish Security Patrol to Protect Its Delicate Waffles
414	414 Vote	Donald Trump Is Giving Me Nightmares
738	738 Vote	The Humans Are Dead, Long Live the Beast With 56 Names
9	9 Vote	Evil Brains Invade the Netherlands
803	803 Vote	Fuck This Fucking Week 13	13
315	315 Vote	There's a Goddamn Bird in My Eye
423	423 Vote	Donkey Kong Will Change Your Sex Life 3	3
7	7 Vote	Anthony Weiner's Campaign Manager Quit Fucking
262	262 Vote	11 Things You Can't Say Without Sounding Like a Nintendo 2DS Burst Into Flames Inside a Duck's Intestine 1	1
8	8 Vote	Free Shit Makes People Cry
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
419	419 Vote	Scientists Figure Out Sex Makes Babies? 6	6
420	420 Vote	Old People Aren't Nearly as Interesting as Space Warrior-Strippers
589	589 Vote	Nintendo Won't Let Me See My Son!
908	908 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got Rayman 14	14
8	8 Vote	The Real Reason I Refuse to Leave the Bathroom
238	238 Vote	Not Everything Is a Banana
4	4 Vote	These Terrible Toy Rip Offs Will Make You Cry

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