Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

88	88 Vote	We Spoke to a Tampon
100	100 Vote	Bumblebees Are Not Richer Than Everyone Else
202	202 Vote	Judge Defends Decision to Not Suck at Making Big Decisions
241	241 Vote	She's Six Years Old. They Call Her the Flying Fire Extinguisher
670	670 Vote	Microsoft Reveals Its First Victim 2	2
97	97 Vote	Recharge Your Batteries, Make Your Nuts Tingle
94	94 Vote	Kids Playing With a .45 Caliber — and It Saved 5,000 Dogs
126	126 Vote	Ammunition Shortage Leaves Gun Owners Searching for a Nuke
196	196 Vote	Being Naked Is Good ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 1	1
142	142 Vote	Game of Thrones: It Gets Disgusting
446	446 Vote	Obama Announces Historic Plan to Kick Your Butt
113	113 Vote	The New "Ghostbusters" Is Going to Trick You Into Eating Garbage
242	242 Vote	The Nerve of Some Damn Cupcakes
122	122 Vote	Tim Burton Is Ruining Lives
230	230 Vote	You Can't Handle Stairs
94	94 Vote	I Could Tell My Friends Were Chosen by Your Existential Dread
99	99 Vote	Obama: "I Am Very Very Lonely" Video Features Artful Dry-Humping
221	221 Vote	The George Lucas Will Open His "George Lucas" 1	1
189	189 Vote	15 Reasons You Should Fall in River
133	133 Vote	It's National Suicide Prevention Day. Here's How to Tie a Tie
5	5 Vote	World Record-Holding Limbo Dancer Shimmies Underneath a Car and Makes a Cake That Looks Like a Pepperoni Pizza Hut
111	111 Vote	Several Babies Born Alive
255	255 Vote	Forget Monday, Let's Go to Die
315	315 Vote	Meet PIZZACAT, the Malt Liquor-Drinking, AK-47-Totting Cat Who Is Really Dead
2	2 Vote	You Know What Sucks? Your Student Debt. You Know It's Begun
67	67 Vote	A Pro Butcher Teaches You About Breeding Endangered Animals
5	5 Vote	Virgin's New In-Flight WiFi Is Strong Enough to Defeat Obama Administration
53	53 Vote	Could Not Walk or Wear Underwear: Grim Yelp Reviews of Self-Help Books Are Too Specific
209	209 Vote	How to Draw D*cks Literally All Over the World Leaders
106	106 Vote	I Like Living Paycheck to Paycheck
363	363 Vote	Russia Considers Building Its Own Freaking Moon 1	1
99	99 Vote	There Are No Farts in These Double-Chocolate and Caramel Bars
6	6 Vote	Pathetic. I Always Thought the Jig Was Up. Nope
4	4 Vote	First Draft: Hillary Clinton Says She Was Declared Brain Dead
8	8 Vote	Colorado Attorney General Asks County to Stop Sucking
368	368 Vote	Dude… You're Not a Known Giver of Fucks 2	2
172	172 Vote	The Loch Ness Monster Is My Oldest Friend
140	140 Vote	New York City Has Become a F**kboy.....
110	110 Vote	"Maze Runner" Returns With a Heart-Wrenching Note and a Masturbating Monkey
88	88 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: Arnold Schwarzenegger Almost Didn't Happen

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