Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

220	220 Vote	You Won't Believe What This Pug Can Do With Cocaine
46	46 Vote	18 Terrifying Things I Thought
272	272 Vote	Six Lifehacks That Will Not Be Used at My Funeral
301	301 Vote	5 Pieces of Ass
719	719 Vote	Skeleton Found in People's Bodies. Unreal 4	4
589	589 Vote	Hell the Fuck Happened to Me
280	280 Vote	Sick of Rich People Telling Me How to Cut a Mango 2	2
320	320 Vote	Nicki Minaj Is Secretly Saving the Planet
752	752 Vote	It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever 4	4
669	669 Vote	Obama Tries to Politely Tell Mario That Toad's Gay 2	2
890	890 Vote	Oh Dear God, People Are a Thing 5	5
706	706 Vote	Tumblr Has a Terrible Idea 3	3
821	821 Vote	Nintendo's Been Thinking About Possibly Making a Video Game 17	17
626	626 Vote	Can Someone Please Explain How Math Actually Works 2	2
556	556 Vote	The World's Oldest Woman Dies at Age 9 5	5
606	606 Vote	Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend 8	8
542	542 Vote	Scandal: Politician Goes to Work 8	8
648	648 Vote	Is There Even a Government 2	2
571	571 Vote	There's So Much Ass 2	2
543	543 Vote	Nearly 70 Percent of Her Life Was an 80's Training Montage 3	3
893	893 Vote	Dead Kids Have Never Been Happier to Code 1	1
547	547 Vote	OK, Let's Make Some F***Ed-Up Robots
2119	2119 Vote	I'd Fuck a Dragon 38	38
818	818 Vote	KFC Is Turning Disabled Kids Into Awesome Cyborgs 13	13
758	758 Vote	Loading Your Gun on Television? Oh, Right. Fox News 2	2
864	864 Vote	Teen Girl Unimpressed With Own Ability to Walk on Water 16	16
1104	1104 Vote	Microsoft Tries to Stop Crying 14	14
730	730 Vote	I'm Disappointed by the Letters W and M 3	3
706	706 Vote	21 Cooking Tips That Will Kill Us All 1	1
929	929 Vote	Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz 10	10
648	648 Vote	Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON 4	4
1141	1141 Vote	Bitcoins Can Now Legally Marry 5	5
610	610 Vote	Dating Tips From a North Korean Prison CAMP 3	3
506	506 Vote	50 Things You Might Have Heard 1	1
1198	1198 Vote	Microsoft Announces Tons of Issues 11	11
1053	1053 Vote	When I Stopped Eating for 2 Minutes and 30 Seconds 17	17
667	667 Vote	Official List of Lists 4	4
923	923 Vote	Life's Too Short to Write Believable Female Characters 19	19

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