Headline Smasher

That would explain the donut stereotype...

Get your paws off me, you damn, dipshit ape!

Is it fur love or money?

An unused story from Sealab 2021?

That must've had its ups and downs.

°_° i ordered a duck once, but you can't carry them across state borders.

°_°

never though this would become so popular o.o

so here's a lenny face:

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

oh god no..... please not this, I've already created the abomination of ''masturbating in the air''

what is the internet doing with it's life?

I don't know about you guys but I saw a Fox McCloud amiibo with cum all over it.

the new female jesus is in denial

Well that explains a lot

Hmmm. Would it be better with the bit about a grandma?

no

I honestly missed the scene when Emmet and Batman were getting sexually assaulted and beaten.

Well, that should be a crime.

Damn, I thought he had a few more lives left.

Why isn't it mega man killed by cock?

That is what got Steve Miller banned

Do we get to pick the woman?

Logan's Grade School Run

They've been under-performing for years. I'm glad someone had the guts to say it.

Whoever said that must be a writer for Vampire Diaries.

Get busy eatin' or get busy dying...

Oh, bitcoins, is there anything you can't do?

FUCK YOU NATHAN.

Does it contain itself?

suggoi ugu

That's a real thing ,isn't it?

This is the best one.

All fire type starters in a nutshell.

Where do I sign up?

noo! not spain!

let's see if i am one!

"i am the conductor of the Poop Train!"

Finally!

Explosive sex...

NO WAY

Thanks Donald

Accurate summary of Shaun of the Dead is accurate.