Headline Smasher

They're both the same headline!

where are the sources tho

would anyone not?

this has always been my favorite one tho

okay this is the best one

Voted because this is totally me

I'd fuck a dragon

Oh god no.

Finally

This is mostly an actual headline.

The other two: Kim Kardashian and your mother.

Good for him!

Finally

Thank you

Sounds like a bizarre horror movie.

Notice how I managed to get two bits from the same exact headline, and it almost says the exact same thing

In some ways that's true

do you need a binky, bill gates?

more action-packed like sharknado underwater

What isn't?

my favorite number is 7 also

It's best to look at it like the headliner got distracted.
"State of Economic 'Misery' Around the World to-- LOOK! COOL X-RAYS!"

Just... what?
Uhh.

They accidentally their headline.

wut

wow

This has 19 votes, however my "I peed in your vagina?" has 2 votes

If there wasn't that one damn word at the end this would be gold

"All these bees...but I still got no honey."
~Drake

No, babies

Definitely puppies.

That escalated quickly.

Finally

We need somebody to write this crossover.

That would explain the donut stereotype...

Get your paws off me, you damn, dipshit ape!

Is it fur love or money?

An unused story from Sealab 2021?

That must've had its ups and downs.

°_° i ordered a duck once, but you can't carry them across state borders.