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Oh No, He's Done It Again – Firearms Instructor Accidentally Shoots Girlfriend While Aiming at Ex-Girlfriend

musicmaniac12323

"again" this has happened before

aguywhosmashesthingys

*crazy cartoon music plays*

Activision: We May, in Fact, Be Afraid of the MOON

aguywhosmashesthingys

Selenophobia.

Satellites Measure the World's "Most Expensivest Shit"

aguywhosmashesthingys

Expensivest? That is bad gramar.
And yes, my mistakes are on purpise.

Rand Paul Takes a Shit and Then There's This Pinball

aguywhosmashesthingys

xD

Um, Jesus Is Great Dane

aguywhosmashesthingys

Shocking.

This Might Just Be a Mind F#@k to Get Film Adaptation, Possibly Directed by Alexander Payne

aguywhosmashesthingys

Never heard of that book

It's Time to Shut the Fuck Up Forever

aguywhosmashesthingys

This explains why no one comments on headlines anymore.

narkysawtooth

It really is.

New Thor: The Dark Side of a Knife-Throwing Mom Will Give You Up in "Age of Ultron"

copperman

this is so funni

4Chan User Threatens to Expose Iggy Azalea's Sex Tape, Demands Apology

narkysawtooth

Headline's not fake.

Inventory: 15 Ways to Make Popcorn a Lot Gayer

aguywhosmashesthingys

4. Put a rainbow flag on each kernel.
5. If there are 2 kernels stuck together, use red food coloring to make a heart above it.

narkysawtooth

1. Popcorn bucket trick
2. Rainbow popcorn
3. Glitter popcorn

And much, much more!

Efforts to Fight Ebola Patients

narkysawtooth

Well, they *are* growing stronger.

I'm Donating Sperm to My Hairline

narkysawtooth

Please don't.

Bond With Your Mortal Enemy

narkysawtooth

Multiple ways to read this.

White Women Are More Popular Than Head Lice

narkysawtooth

I would think so, yes.

A New York City to Shut the Fuck Up Forever

narkysawtooth

Sweet, another "Shut The Fuck Up Forever" smash.

Nintendo Steps Into Porn Biz

aguywhosmashesthingys

Then they advertised with Playboy for Bayonetta 2.

J.K. Rowling Says Harry Potter Sequel!

aguywhosmashesthingys

Old news

Scandal: Politician Goes to Work

aguywhosmashesthingys

SO SHOCKING!

I Grew Up in an Elevator

aguywhosmashesthingys

Well done.

Hey, You GUUUUUUYS My Wife Is a GameStop Pre-Order Bonus Coming to PC and Consoles

aguywhosmashesthingys

Weirdest Electric Company opening ever!

Oh God, This Fucking Pencil

aguywhosmashesthingys

I love how 2 best headlines revolve around pencils.

Her Daughter Merges

narkysawtooth

And now, what she did to survive...
Is nothing...
Compared to what she'll do...
For revenge...

French Scientist Claims Bras Are Upon Us

narkysawtooth

Quickly! Take off your bra! For SCIENCE!

The 33 Most Jizz-Worthy Moments in Animal Crossing

jxking

Good lord

Obama Calls for Boycotts and Domain Transfers

aguywhosmashesthingys

First ever

Chinese Authorities Make Arrests in Attempt to Make Homemade Bagels

aguywhosmashesthingys

Ok

NASA Is Testing New Menu Items – and You Are Looking Delicious

aguywhosmashesthingys

;)

This Is Why You Need to Caption This Photo of a Line

aguywhosmashesthingys

_____________
CAPTION IT

How Five Nights at Freddy's Is a Sin!

aguywhosmashesthingys

Says everyone ever.

Obama Takes a Shit

aguywhosmashesthingys

xD

HAHA: No One Invited Uncle Rico

aguywhosmashesthingys

Poor uncle Rico

The Orb Return to "The View"

aguywhosmashesthingys

We do need more orbs.

All the Secrets of Making Fun of Diet Ads

aguywhosmashesthingys

Let's find out, shall we?

They Asked Him His Job. Big Mistake

aguywhosmashesthingys

He is a spy, and this info is classified

7 Popular Old-Timey "Hobbies" That Will Blow Your Mind Blown

aguywhosmashesthingys

They will blown your mind blown, for sure

Bob Newhart Finally Wins an Emmy After Decades of Trying to Stowaway on a Plane, and He Wants to Be Broadcast in Times Square Enix

aguywhosmashesthingys

xD

23 Pumpkins Who Were Total Badasses

aguywhosmashesthingys

They fought.