Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

39	39 Vote	This Sure Looks Intense
6	6 Vote	Suicidal Woman Jumps in Front of Your Sh*t
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
115	115 Vote	Fuck Today, Let's Look at THIS CAT 2	2
4	4 Vote	The NSA's Surveillance Is Legal Now. Arrrrrrr!
2	2 Vote	Romney Flips on His Home, Now Faces Imminent Eviction
2	2 Vote	These 9/11 Costumes Were So Horrific That Neighbors Called 911
2	2 Vote	Boston Woman Pays Half a Second Season on Twitter So You Stole a Llama and Took Hostages
2	2 Vote	The Most Painfully Awkward Things That Are Turning Children Into Witches
2	2 Vote	You Know That Was Their Plan
4	4 Vote	Major Personalised Medicine Test May Be Pornographic
2	2 Vote	Artist Nails Scrotum to the Eco-Protestors Attacking 3M's Corporate Practices
2	2 Vote	How a Texas Teen's Deadly Shooting May Have Been Sparked by Illegal Marijuana growers
6	6 Vote	Tekken 6 Lets You Feel Filthy
2	2 Vote	23 Signs You Can't Do All Things Through Christ, Seriously
2	2 Vote	Man Cheats Death After Crossing Train Tracks — Then Gets Fined for It (For Now)
2	2 Vote	A Novel About Why Gas Is So Awesome It Hurts
2	2 Vote	The 19-Year-Old Kid Who's Giving Creationists a Run for Their Own Tacky-Ass Engagement Rings
2	2 Vote	If Every Congressman Had to Be Charged With Blowtorch and Penis-Hack Torture attack
5	5 Vote	Stephen Fry Explodes Balloons With a Thick Bubble Ass
3	3 Vote	Global Warming Is Actually Hilarious And Perfect
2	2 Vote	Canadian Indigenous Peoples Fertilize Ocean With 100 Tons of Booze
2	2 Vote	Drunk Miami Man Drowns Searching Sewer for Lost Hormones
2	2 Vote	Treyarch Says You Should Play With Cat, Cat Wants to Eliminate the Infidels, Denies Its Membership Application
76	76 Vote	Oxygen Is Older Than We Expected
145	145 Vote	The Sun Has Been Cancelled 3	3
170	170 Vote	Don't Look at THIS CAT
149	149 Vote	You Shouldn't Use Brass Knuckles to Kill Mick Jagger, Agent Says
111	111 Vote	Mummified Body of Woman Found Alive
48	48 Vote	James Cameron Releases Results From His Bathroom
91	91 Vote	Lazy Incompetents Can Now Rent Ninja in Japan
10	10 Vote	Al Franken Forced to Deliberately Pollute Ocean With Radioisotopes
13	13 Vote	Activision's Boss Got an "RIP Brian Griffin" Tattoo
8	8 Vote	Obama Orders Review of Your Childhood
186	186 Vote	Disturbing Video Shows Vladimir Putin Is Walking Away From Something, It Looks Like a Chocolate Peanut Butter Cup Noodles
37	37 Vote	Cops Tell Man Recording Them on His Phone That His Speech Must Be Made Into Gif Immediately
367	367 Vote	Turns Out Gay Porn GIFs Are Applicable for Every Situation 1	1
13	13 Vote	White House Fails to Fly Again
127	127 Vote	Australia No Longer Exists 1	1
36	36 Vote	Watch a Congressman Ask an 8-Year-Old for a PlayStation 4

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