Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

39	39 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Was Kicked in the Eye for Turning Down Threesome
143	143 Vote	Breaking: There's a Hostage Situation in Congress. They've Got a Grill Now, Bitches
27	27 Vote	Good Samaritan Lured Into Trap & Beaten Unconscious — but Who Really Cares?
5	5 Vote	These Natural Formations Look Like Miley Cyrus
76	76 Vote	China Can't Get Enough of Hitler
67	67 Vote	Video: 3 Minutes That'll Horrify You, Then Make You Hail Satan
6	6 Vote	How the U.S. Plans to Invade Earth?
101	101 Vote	9 Ways to Suck
7	7 Vote	Worst Crossover Ever: Hitler Joins the Alliance
8	8 Vote	Uncle Sam Is Great, Unfortunately
8	8 Vote	You Can Make Nuts Glow, People! Glowing Nuts!
56	56 Vote	Zimmerman Detained After Wife Accuses Him of Threatening Her With His "Man Boobs"
35	35 Vote	Now Jews Are Getting Free Condom Dispensers
83	83 Vote	Watch This Meteor Tear a Hole in the United Kingdom Without Paying Any Corporate Taxes
144	144 Vote	Court Clerk Fired for Being a Shithead
5	5 Vote	Konami Is Engineering the Zombie Apocalypse Now
57	57 Vote	100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Flight for Not Behaving Like Boy Scouts
25	25 Vote	Coolest Pope Ever Urges Catholics to Chill Out About Affair
5	5 Vote	Tennessee Woman Shoots at Car Full of Silicon Implants
4	4 Vote	Satellite Image Shows North Korean Photoshops
6	6 Vote	We Must Make Parachutes Mandatory for All Sorts of Ass
6	6 Vote	Borderlands 2 Is Alive, Well, and Has "Heavily Racist Overtones"
202	202 Vote	Public Masturbation Declared Legal in America Proudly
204	204 Vote	You Shouldn't Have Done That
112	112 Vote	It's Dangerous to Go to The bathroom
112	112 Vote	Japan to Shut the Fuck Up Forever
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
133	133 Vote	Justin Bieber Sex Doll Ads Are Super Misleading (And Fairly Creepy)
2	2 Vote	The State Failed to Orbit
9	9 Vote	Man Says Something Sexist, Gets Put in A Mug
193	193 Vote	Jet Crashes Into Window as Crowd Chants USA! USA! 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
255	255 Vote	Here's How to Gain Expertise in Recognizing Torture: Go to Summer camp 1	1
231	231 Vote	Cap'n Crunch Forced to Convert to Mormonism
77	77 Vote	Justin Bieber Refuses to Die
63	63 Vote	Can Changing Your Font Size REALLY Help Foil NYC Terror Plot?
363	363 Vote	EXCLUSIVE: How to Find Waldo
66	66 Vote	100 High Schoolers Kicked Off Plane for Refusing to Remove Cream From Oreos, Changes Everything
256	256 Vote	A New Song Goes, "WAAAA WAAAAAAAAAAAAA" 1	1
64	64 Vote	Finally: Actual Physical Evidence That Punk Is Dead