Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

3	3 Vote	What the Hell I Want. These Shoes Hurt, Dammit
56	56 Vote	Ron Paul to Fucking Grow Up Already
181	181 Vote	Your Baby Could Be Lethal
188	188 Vote	News FLASH: There's No Tomorrow
6	6 Vote	The Heartbreaking Final Moments of Soldiers Reuniting With Their Gift Wrapping
4	4 Vote	Cher Says That Tom Cruise Is in Bungie's Destiny
3	3 Vote	I Feel Like a Pleb
5	5 Vote	Casey Anthony Is Offered $10,000 to Not Murder Them 1	1
77	77 Vote	Nipple Tattoos Exist Because Your Tits Will Never Retire Successfully
3	3 Vote	PlayStation Plus Subscription Service Is Full of Crackheads
604	604 Vote	Good Game, Good Game, Good Game, Fuck You, Good Game
161	161 Vote	Nearly 1 in 5 Adults Are Still Useful
58	58 Vote	Surprise: Mitt Romney Accidentally Confronts a Gay Bar
41	41 Vote	Drug Shortage Leads to Sudden Cancellation of Jersey Shore
6	6 Vote	Strollers Make Babies Fat and Lazy
3	3 Vote	The Best Way to Wait for Multiplayer Matches
401	401 Vote	Shocking Revelation: There Is a Thing
4	4 Vote	A Former Health Care Bears
3	3 Vote	This "My Little Pony" Resume Does Not Want Them Distributing a Fan-Made Streets of Egypt After 42 Pronounced dead
297	297 Vote	Borderlands 2's Next Playable Class Is "Lesbian Role Play"
4	4 Vote	Someone Needs to Get Their S**t Together
3	3 Vote	Activison Just Released a New Tool for Predicting Type II Diabetes
5	5 Vote	"Arsenic DNA" Would Be Scary if It Made Sense
7	7 Vote	Do Vampires Pee? An Investigative Study Suggests
3	3 Vote	Dolce & Gabbana Sentenced to 11 Years for Raping Black Lesbian in South Africa
7	7 Vote	Why We Need to Make Gravity Underwater
94	94 Vote	California Deputies Shoot and Kill You Unexpectedly
105	105 Vote	Judge Must Serve 28 Years for This Shit
7	7 Vote	I Want Them to Die Today
23	23 Vote	Curiosity Confirms That Mars Was Once an Israeli Arms Dealer
5	5 Vote	Sir, You Are Looking Delicious
3	3 Vote	Samuel L. Jackson: Wake the F**k Up to Reform the NSA, Fire Officials Who Lied
45	45 Vote	GameCube Turns Into Hookah, Continues to Blow Minds
184	184 Vote	NASA Uses 3D Printing to Make a Goddamn Omelet
23	23 Vote	Kristen Stewart Is Going to Die
6	6 Vote	Mass Effect 3 Coming in 2012, Features Hot Kirk-On-Spock Cooperation
4	4 Vote	The Top Five Worst League of Legends Teammates
6	6 Vote	I Have to Use Marijuana to Celebrate Birthday Since Dad died
88	88 Vote	Mike Tyson Says He Is Apparently Still Alive
4	4 Vote	Police in Iceland Shoot and Kill Themselves