Headline Smasher

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Voted Headlines

32	32 Vote	Teen Rapper Records Song About His Big Dick Cheney
23	23 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Is Really Fucking Lazy
407	407 Vote	Some Good News: God Has Been Cancelled 2	2
29	29 Vote	Drunk Quotes From Evil Millionaires
60	60 Vote	New Mexico Football Player Arrested for Plot to Overthrow Monarchy
200	200 Vote	You Suck Because I Have a Moustache 3	3
172	172 Vote	France Will Not Be Here Tomorrow
66	66 Vote	Beyonce Ate a Used Bible: "I Call It My OMG Story"
66	66 Vote	29 States Can Fire You for Being Perez Hilton
4	4 Vote	Planned Parenthood ISN'T Just About the Amenities
3	3 Vote	What if the Internet Has Its Limits
65	65 Vote	Cat Thief Taunts Owner With Letter From a Galaxy Far, Far Away
8	8 Vote	NASA's Space Food Stamps
49	49 Vote	Man Forced to Do More Televised Musicals
5	5 Vote	Chemical War at an Applebee's?
8	8 Vote	UK to Be Given Death Penalty: report
8	8 Vote	Best Way to Lock Yourself Out?
3	3 Vote	A Haunted House Cancels Its Option for Scary Nude Visits
84	84 Vote	Man Sentenced to Sexy Italian Jail 1	1
8	8 Vote	Judge Tells FBI They Can't Use "Liberal Media Bias" as an Official Religion
2	2 Vote	Syria Has Been Tricking You for Centuries
6	6 Vote	Watch Stephen Colbert's Heartwarming, Tearful Tribute to Paul Rudd's Hair
65	65 Vote	Heart Stop Beating: How Doctors Die
160	160 Vote	23 Signs You Are "Using the Toilet" 1	1
138	138 Vote	Britain Legalizes Gay Marriage by Accident 1	1
173	173 Vote	Huge Stork Has Been Jailed for Being Hella Disruptive
133	133 Vote	Jesus Christ This Mini Kitten Is So Freaking Delicious
82	82 Vote	2 Million Women Want Anal
78	78 Vote	This Cool and Nerdy Dad Is Doing More Than Just Bothering Women on Dating Sites
9	9 Vote	Celebrate Easter Hopped-Up on This Newfangled Thing Called "Being Nice"
1	1 Vote	The Brief Reign of Norquist Ends With a Badass Car Jump
2	2 Vote	Cee-Lo Was Charged With Espionage: report
5	5 Vote	We Tried the Dark Side
4	4 Vote	Why a Post-Hangover Glass of Water Might Be Hollywood's Stupidest New Trend
172	172 Vote	Stunning Slow-Motion Video Shows Ghost Robbing Liquor Store
197	197 Vote	Walter White Supremacist 1	1
262	262 Vote	Hitler Finally Loses His Shit at Drake Concert
2	2 Vote	Georgia Farmers Face Another Worker Shortage Because of You Bitch
33	33 Vote	Kate Middleton's Post-Baby Body Count
61	61 Vote	Man Sued for Performing Unneeded Sex-Assignment Surgery on Baby Moose

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