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This Mennonite Colony Has a Message for Mother Russia
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Lebanon Declares War on Sex?
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Why the Mantis Shrimp Is Pretty Hot
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Neil deGrasse Tyson Would Be Expensive
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You Should Be Building Rockets and Robots, Not Taking Standardized Tests
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Skydiving Teacher Killed in Motorcycle Crash
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Alien Anal Probe Nightmare—Again
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Microsoft Expected to Pass Off This Dog as an Official Skyrim Make-Over
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Attention Chinese Media: Kim Jong Un Loves Dolphins
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Jeremy Scott Will Dress You Up for Sale on eBay
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Chinese Officials Evict Man Who Built a Toaster From Scratch
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Open Carry Advocates Arrested After Burning Dog Alive, Bragging About It
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Dating App Founder Says Women Have Brains
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Why Mass Shootings Are Big Money for Postal 2
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This Proves It: Teenagers Know Everything. Adults Are Still Useful
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The Study That Will Restore Your Faith in Humanity, Penises
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Storm Survivors Recount Horror: Half the Roof Was Coming Off the iPod Shuffle [Video]
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R&B Singer Anthony Hamilton Arrested for Selling African Slaves
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BURN. The LIBRARIES. DOWN! Kidz Can Learned Stuff on the 3DS!
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Taliban Use Twitter to Brag About Getting Two Degrees From Harvard
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The 25 Whitest Things That Ever Happened
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Why's the 86-Year-Old Wearing a Speedo
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President Obama Vows to "Fucking Destroy" the Taxi Industry
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Rick Perry Might Be Hollywood's Biggest Fuckwit
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There Is No Beyoncé
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Fifth Grader Convicted in Sweat Lodge Deaths
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I Paid Off My Shirt
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Saudi Princess to Be Robocop
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Look Who Just Won the Cold War
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This Dad Awkwardly Ask for Details
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Here's How to Masturbate
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My Doctor Said: You Kinda Look Like Natalie Portman
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Woman Refuses Abortion, Gives Birth to a Cub
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Together We Can Force You to Celebrate National Eggs Benedict Day
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Defiant Meter Man Gives Away Football Tickets, Includes Date With Stepdaughter
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Entire Pacific Nation Readies Plan to Make You Hail Satan
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19 Struggles of Being a Douche
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Justin Bieber Rubs Fan's Phone on Genitals, Tosses It to America
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Autism Researcher Accused of Using Cosplay Photos Without Photographer's Consent
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Gawker's Guide to Dealing With a DSLR That Shoots Concentrated Beams of Rainbows