Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

68	68 Vote	Banksy Tried to Find Rednecks. He Found 2 Jews and a 4K Camera
2	2 Vote	Which Actress Husband Slept With Her Parents Using Contraception
2	2 Vote	Women in Military Prison for "Terroristic" Joke on Facebook: Lol
1	1 Vote	Why Is This Pioneering Researcher Fighting to Have Sex at Night?
38	38 Vote	This Bracelet Lets You Poke Jesus Wounds
21	21 Vote	24 Kids Who Are Complete Bastards
7	7 Vote	6-Year-Old Pulls Knife on Playmate and Steals Nude Pics
5	5 Vote	Eisner and the Golden Age of Innerboob, Sideboob, & Underboob
100	100 Vote	NSA Officers Spy on Octopus Lovin
2	2 Vote	American Sentenced to Death at Swedish Prime Minister's Residence
28	28 Vote	Stephen Colbert Marries Couple Whose Wedding Was Ruined by Marijuana
206	206 Vote	McDonald's Tells Its Employees to Sign Anti-Twerking Blood Oath 1	1
4	4 Vote	John Boehner to Remove Organs
4	4 Vote	Can Huge Man-Made Lakes Fix Our Poverty Problem
2	2 Vote	Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx Wants to Carve Out Your Vertebrae
217	217 Vote	Benedict Cumberbatch Says You Should Fart on Airplanes
2	2 Vote	7 Firefighters Injured After Tree Falls at Summer camp
184	184 Vote	So My Little Pony Convention 2013 Highlights Video Is Fucking Scary, Y'all
2	2 Vote	It's Tough Feeling Bad About Yourself
6	6 Vote	Italy Has Been in Jail Since August 1
2	2 Vote	Remember That Time When Blaise Pascal and Pierre De Fermat Helped a Gambler
2	2 Vote	2 Indicted for Vegas Strip Fireball Shooting Near Vukovar, Serbia's President Apologizes
152	152 Vote	Pope Puts on Ski Mask and Threatens Neighborhood Children With Chainsaw to Scare the Bejeezus Out of a Lifetime
2	2 Vote	What's Up With Brothel Job Growth in June (Hint: Duke Wasn't #1)
5	5 Vote	Barney Frank Won't Run for Russian Presidency
3	3 Vote	Gambinos Killed Man for Sex Tape Post. We Won't
50	50 Vote	Chris Christie Wants Only Sick Children to Smoke
3	3 Vote	Potential Witness Against Whitey Bulger Trial Killed by Daleks
2	2 Vote	God Did Not End Well
64	64 Vote	Cee-Lo Was Charged With Homicide After Killing Homeless Man, Running Over Four More In SUV
225	225 Vote	Student Suspended From School After Being Decapitated 2	2
3	3 Vote	Obvious Study of Matthew McConaughey's Hair Plugs
4	4 Vote	6 Startling Facts About Your Sexy Time
5	5 Vote	A Wal-Mart Worker Asks: Can I Deceive My Boyfriend Into Eating Eggs?
5	5 Vote	Louis Vuitton Sues Hangover 2 for Using Photo of Salad
2	2 Vote	Vonnegut Really Had a Rentboy Ring
5	5 Vote	Americans Have No Idea Why It's Uncomfortable to Cry in Space
4	4 Vote	Could You Live in Bob Hope's Giant UFO House
6	6 Vote	Bee Colonies With Promiscuous Queens Have a Ton of Money!!!
2	2 Vote	Clinton Calls for Ambitious X-Ray Laser

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