Headline Smasher

Real news remixed into fake news.

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Voted Headlines

47	47 Vote	Formerly Obese Teenagers Are Using "Words With Friends" to Negotiate Deals
7	7 Vote	Gay People Might Have Created a Generation of Drunk Marissa Coopers
85	85 Vote	Merry Christmas! Let's Look at MY F*CKING CANADA GOOSE JACKET!
8	8 Vote	Expert Help for Your Kids Babysitter (But Just This Once)
8	8 Vote	He's Caught Lots of People Without a Trial — in the Vaginal Area
9	9 Vote	What a Misogynistic Sore Loser Says to the Dollhouse
349	349 Vote	Someone Built a Dang Windmill
46	46 Vote	Tired of Your Vulva
7	7 Vote	Dude Leaves a Really Cool Color
258	258 Vote	You Can Make You Dumber
6	6 Vote	Bitchslap: A Column About Women (That Aren't Potato Salad)
4	4 Vote	We Tore Through Some Virtual Record Stacks and Made Something Crazy Beautiful in the Woods and Left
4	4 Vote	Qantas Involved in the Sims 4? We Did Some Experiments
3	3 Vote	Put Me in Lawsuit
11	11 Vote	Justin Bieber Man Enough to Drive
72	72 Vote	Holy Crap, the New Jesus-Approved Planking
5	5 Vote	That Gun Changed Our Understanding of Parasite Resistance
4	4 Vote	Here's Footage of a Man and His "Internal Struggle"
3	3 Vote	25 Clever Food Hacks That Will Never Be Embarrassed About Past Relationships
219	219 Vote	10 Signs You're Ready to RUMBLE
9	9 Vote	Watch Bill Nye Gets a Bit More Gandalf
7	7 Vote	New PS3 Firmware Update Tells You He's Gay?
17	17 Vote	20 Films in Under 10 Minutes or Your Family Is Dead
6	6 Vote	Man With Conspiracy Over His Fallen Friend and It's Fucking Hilarious Advice
4	4 Vote	9 Types of Women as Tactical Weapons
66	66 Vote	The Perverse History of Movie Popcorn
6	6 Vote	5 Ways You Didn't Know You Have Five Fingers?
88	88 Vote	Why Does Grandpa Joe Smell Like Cat Urine
5	5 Vote	I Want All Girls in Slutty Halloween Costumes: A Carefully Worded Tribute
4	4 Vote	My Name Is Complicated
4	4 Vote	14 Movies You Won't Believe We Survived
4	4 Vote	21 Cartoon Characters Guys Secretly Find Sexy Ladies
8	8 Vote	Name and Publicly Shame Your Sleeping Friend
4	4 Vote	Chuck E. Cheese No Longer Want to Barf
7	7 Vote	"Death Star" Is Killing Me Softly
44	44 Vote	This Doctor Does Something Wonderful Just Minutes Before Getting Laid
32	32 Vote	"Very Shy" Dude Posts Nude Selfie With Giant Gun in Her Again
3	3 Vote	Watch This Terrifying Video of iPhone 6 Without Waiting in Line
6	6 Vote	Meet Tommy Hilfiger's Rapping Son Rich Hil and Consider Sucking His Dick on This MTV Lady?
4	4 Vote	This Is What Microsoft Was — Bigfoot